smegmata

The bizarre phenomenon of developing cheese like substances on the body in the areas where christ was crucified.

Man I heard some guy down in mexico had a major case of smegmata

by Danny long legs May 11, 2006

smegmata

The phenomenon of unexplained piercings appearing on the scrotum, as if inflicted by some divine presence.

Holy shit dude, you've got smegmata!

by smegmaaaa November 8, 2007

smegmata

Severe smegma buildup. Curing may require intensive treatment.

Ronny's smegmata is so bad he had to boil his phallus in order to pee.

by Vironex May 23, 2007

smegmatron

A person with enough smegma accumulation to kill a herd of cows, and who smells worse than your local cheese factory.

Hey Brian...I hope you didn't get anywhere with that smegmatron last night...boy was she a stank.

by tubbytub June 13, 2008

smegmatitis

Rash or inflammation caused by titfucking with a cheesy penis

Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!

by Argusm May 20, 2007

smegmasaurus

Smegma that has crusted over, taking on the appearance of scales or the plates on a Stegosaurus

That ho has a Smegmasaurus guarding her cave, ain't nobody getting in there without a fight!

by Master Nate August 4, 2007

smegmatite

smegma that has been dripping down and colecting over a long period of time and drys in a formation like a stalactite commonly found in caves.

wow! thats one hell of a smegmatite! how long have you been growing it?

by thecreator May 26, 2006