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to violently eject, or ejaculate a long plume of creamy white semen onto oneself when thinking about sex, occasionally (but not always) taking the squirter by surpise
E.G.
JOHNNY BUMSEX: "This fit bird was bending over on the tube, and i had a funny feeling and did a big sexpiss right there in my pants."
SEXPISS by JOHNNY BUMSEX January 23, 2004
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Sex Piss 

An unexpected, sloppy way in which an individual male will urinate the morning following a night of intercourse. The male ejaculate left to dry in the penis offsets the flow of urine causing a terrible misdirected aim.
John woke up with a hangover, went to take a leak and sex pissed all over the shower curtain.
Sex Piss by Adam A September 15, 2003
Senpiss is the most powerful being to ever exist. He is and will forever be the only person with power on this earth. He is also the nicest/funniest person ever and the coolest person to have as a friend. Senpiss supremacy 🛐
"Hey do you know senpiss"

"No, I don't think I've heard of them"

"Wowwww what!!! You're missing out on the best person ever 😒 senpiss is literally god"
Senpiss by Thatmarcussss July 22, 2021

sex piss 

Another word for ejaculation, or spunk etc. Is often used in the programme Bo Selecta.
sex piss by joapet August 6, 2004

Sex Piss 

Replacement for Jizzum, Spunk, Cum or Ejaculate.

Often used be people who are attempting to speak about sex but find the whole topic quite crude. Commonly used amongst grandmothers and 40 year virgins
'Jon's sex piss went all over Pepe's jacket.'
'Jon sex pisses every time he rides Gloria.'
'Mushrooms and Bananas make Jon sex piss in his pants'
Sex Piss by kirkman1908 November 25, 2020

sexpistols

earley brit rock, suidal guys with guitars see pikey and yob.
i saw the sexpistol last night they were pikeys (yobs) but not sqaddies , no never sqaddies.........
sexpistols by greg November 30, 2003

after sex piss 

When a dude goes to take a piss after having sex and the piss sprays off target, ie. on his leg, side of toilet, or floor.
Aw shit, I just got my after sex piss everywhere!
after sex piss by roundtuit February 9, 2018
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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