to violently eject, or ejaculate a long plume of creamy white semen onto oneself when thinking about sex, occasionally (but not always) taking the squirter by surpise
E.G.
JOHNNY BUMSEX: "This fit bird was bending over on the tube, and i had a funny feeling and did a big sexpiss right there in my pants."
JOHNNY BUMSEX: "This fit bird was bending over on the tube, and i had a funny feeling and did a big sexpiss right there in my pants."
by JOHNNY BUMSEX January 23, 2004
Get the SEXPISS mug.An unexpected, sloppy way in which an individual male will urinate the morning following a night of intercourse. The male ejaculate left to dry in the penis offsets the flow of urine causing a terrible misdirected aim.
by Adam A September 15, 2003
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Often used be people who are attempting to speak about sex but find the whole topic quite crude. Commonly used amongst grandmothers and 40 year virgins
Often used be people who are attempting to speak about sex but find the whole topic quite crude. Commonly used amongst grandmothers and 40 year virgins
'Jon's sex piss went all over Pepe's jacket.'
'Jon sex pisses every time he rides Gloria.'
'Mushrooms and Bananas make Jon sex piss in his pants'
'Jon sex pisses every time he rides Gloria.'
'Mushrooms and Bananas make Jon sex piss in his pants'
by kirkman1908 November 25, 2020
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by greg November 30, 2003
Get the sexpistols mug.When a dude goes to take a piss after having sex and the piss sprays off target, ie. on his leg, side of toilet, or floor.
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