2 definitions by joapet

a person that's an outsider, a wanker, a cross between a geek and a freak. Usually one knows if they are a neek and aren't afraid of admitting it.
omgjohn you are such a neek

john: I know!
by joapet July 10, 2004
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Another word for ejaculation, or spunk etc. Is often used in the programme Bo Selecta.
oh my god i think i did a sex piss in my pants!
by joapet August 6, 2004
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