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So you survived you advisor treating you like an ignorant skiver, lived through Gateway to Work - hey, you even gutted out being jammed in CETS for a large chunk of the year, but don't think that's the last thing New Deal have to throw at you like a brick. No, then they stick you in SEETEC for 13 weeks, where you are stuck doing all the same exercises you did on Gateway and at CETS once more for two out of the three hours you're supposed to be there, therefore meaning you can't actually apply for a job to get the hell out of there. They don't even increase your benefits for your duration this time.
Wait, I got through all the shit off my advisor, Gateway to Work AND six months at CETS, and you're sticking me in SEETEC where all that crap I already "learned" TWICE is regurgitated once more, despite being pointless and meaningless at this point?!?
SEETEC by OD Smith September 26, 2005
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Sectech boy

A gentle boy. Also know as Mmarima MMA.
A sectech boy is intelligent and smart
The boy is gentle then he is a sectech boy
Sectech boy by Tousle March 11, 2021

Settecase 

A slang term for a well-liked, amiable person, usually a male. Girls want a settecase, men want to be a settecase.
Girl 1: Joel is so fly, I want him soooo bad
Girl 2: yeah he's such a settecase
Settecase by Jay Matthews June 21, 2005
A hefty breed which is very powerful almost unstoppable, many who face a Svetec in battle will not come out alive. Bred in the high mountains and given god like training.
That guy is so strong he is almost as strong as a Svetec.
Svetec by Ttiiimmm May 4, 2010

Fee Zee Seeter 

One who enjoys the consumption of human and/or animal waste.
It was not until she removed my underpants and had me squat above her open mouth, did I realize I was dealing with a Fee Zee Seeter.
Fee Zee Seeter by FSZ-United December 5, 2010

Shetective 

1.noun - Shee-tek-tiv
Women who waste time investigating things they already know the answers to.

Instead of using known facts to make a decision, the investigation of the situations is more important. Sometimes leaving Shetectives in terrible relationships for months or years while they conduct their investigations.

Shetectives use investigative methods that they feel are ok because they are women, but would feel those methods are controlling or abusive if used by men.

Shetective investigate methods include but are not limited to:

~Waiting for time alone with your phone so that she can go through all contacts, texts, pictures and calls.

~Not knowing how to do anything on a computer but search your browser history.

~Revisiting old questions and conversations by pretending you have not discussed them to see if your answers were the same as last time.

~Manipulating you into checking your voicemail from a phone that captures all numbers keyed into it. Even the ones after the actual phone number. These extra numbers will contain your voicemail pin which she will identify and use to listen to your voicemail later or when you are asleep.
Shetective - I saw you having dinner with your ex. You said you were going to your moms house.

Shaggy - Wasn't me.

Shetective - I saw you kiss her.

Shaggy - Wasn't me.

Shetective - Ok. It was dark maybe it wasn't you. Lets go to bed. Here baby check your messages I think your mother called.

Later that evening at 2am.

Shetective - Wake your @$$ up!!!! Why is your ex leaving you voicemails about being pregnant!
Shetective by Blackncheese September 2, 2013
noun, a person who is or is acting seet.
zach butler is late coming to pick us up again, wow what a seeter.
seeter by Stoobs October 11, 2009
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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