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eelectricity

Da source of da hair-bristling jolt dat you may likely get when you swim in waters inhabited by one or more bluntnose knifefish.
Da ancient Greeks found dat purposely subjecting themselves to eelectricity was helpful for arthritis, pain, blood-circulation issues, and other health problems. I therefore wonder if said "shocking" treatment might also be effective in reducing da "buzz" from having excessively imbibed at da local pub???
eelectricity by QuacksO April 28, 2021
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Stelectrifoked 

(Stoked + Electrified = Stelectrifoked) A combination of two words meaning excited. Many people use the word 'stoked' to represent their excitement, and not many use 'electrified'. As they mean the same, put together, they make UBER excited or SUPER excited. People use this word when they are talking about a special event that means a lot to them, for example.

Before you ever use the word, say it out loud. It's just a precaution. If you sound like a moron saying it, you've mastered the art of saying 'stelectrifoked.'

WARNING: I am not responsible for people calling you an idiot for using the word.
Shahaela: "Dude. I am SO stelectrifoked for Breanna's birthday. Everybody's gonna be there!"
Lauren: "You're an idiot."
Shahaela: "I was warned that somebody would call me that..."
Stelectrifoked by Mad G-Unit February 26, 2010

Sexlectics 

An analytic framework to understand the machinations of media, political, or industrial actors by way of understanding the social-sexual connections between key figures and decision makers
Well you know why Sally got published in The Enquirer, she slept with the Editor - It's Sexlectics.
Sexlectics by Basil Enjoyer February 12, 2025