1.noun - Shee-tek-tiv
Women who waste time investigating things they already know the answers to.
Instead of using known facts to make a decision, the investigation of the situations is more important. Sometimes leaving Shetectives in terrible relationships for months or years while they conduct their investigations.
Shetectives use investigative methods that they feel are ok because they are women, but would feel those methods are controlling or abusive if used by men.
Shetective investigate methods include but are not limited to:
~Waiting for time alone with your phone so that she can go through all contacts, texts, pictures and calls.
~Not knowing how to do anything on a computer but search your browser history.
~Revisiting old questions and conversations by pretending you have not discussed them to see if your answers were the same as last time.
~Manipulating you into checking your voicemail from a phone that captures all numbers keyed into it. Even the ones after the actual phone number. These extra numbers will contain your voicemail pin which she will identify and use to listen to your voicemail later or when you are asleep.
Women who waste time investigating things they already know the answers to.
Instead of using known facts to make a decision, the investigation of the situations is more important. Sometimes leaving Shetectives in terrible relationships for months or years while they conduct their investigations.
Shetectives use investigative methods that they feel are ok because they are women, but would feel those methods are controlling or abusive if used by men.
Shetective investigate methods include but are not limited to:
~Waiting for time alone with your phone so that she can go through all contacts, texts, pictures and calls.
~Not knowing how to do anything on a computer but search your browser history.
~Revisiting old questions and conversations by pretending you have not discussed them to see if your answers were the same as last time.
~Manipulating you into checking your voicemail from a phone that captures all numbers keyed into it. Even the ones after the actual phone number. These extra numbers will contain your voicemail pin which she will identify and use to listen to your voicemail later or when you are asleep.
Shetective - I saw you having dinner with your ex. You said you were going to your moms house.
Shaggy - Wasn't me.
Shetective - I saw you kiss her.
Shaggy - Wasn't me.
Shetective - Ok. It was dark maybe it wasn't you. Lets go to bed. Here baby check your messages I think your mother called.
Later that evening at 2am.
Shetective - Wake your @$$ up!!!! Why is your ex leaving you voicemails about being pregnant!
Shaggy - Wasn't me.
Shetective - I saw you kiss her.
Shaggy - Wasn't me.
Shetective - Ok. It was dark maybe it wasn't you. Lets go to bed. Here baby check your messages I think your mother called.
Later that evening at 2am.
Shetective - Wake your @$$ up!!!! Why is your ex leaving you voicemails about being pregnant!
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A "rare" anxiety disorder that typically starts in childhood. It's main trait is being mute in public. But this trait can extend to nonverbal communication as well. Basically social anxiety on drugs.
Child: *has selective mutism*
Parents: Our kid is rude for not talking in public so instead of taking them to therapy let's leave them like this and continue to be upset at them because it must be a choice cause children LOVE not having friends! Lol!
Parents: Our kid is rude for not talking in public so instead of taking them to therapy let's leave them like this and continue to be upset at them because it must be a choice cause children LOVE not having friends! Lol!
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Someone: Why is Barb getting a divorce does she know it’s against the Bible?
Me: Oh she’s just Selective Sinning.
Me: Oh she’s just Selective Sinning.
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Get the Selective Sinning mug.When one of the participants in a texting conversation intentionally ignores certain questions or texts because of their lack of desire to answer the question or get involved in a conversation.
"Stop selective text responding and answer my question -- do you want to go with me to my friend Marisa's surprise mini golf birthday party?"
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Get the selective amnesia mug.Basically, it's when someone purposefully gives someone else false information, otherwise known as lying.
Victim: Dude, I thought you said she totally wanted go out with me!
Lier: Selective disinformation my friend.
Victim: What the fuck does that mean!?
Lier: Selective disinformation my friend.
Victim: What the fuck does that mean!?
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