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SEETEC
So you survived you advisor treating you like an ignorant skiver, lived through Gateway to Work - hey, you even gutted out being jammed in CETS for a large chunk of the year, but don't think that's the last thing New Deal have to throw at you like a brick. No, then they stick you in SEETEC for 13 weeks, where you are stuck doing all the same exercises you did on Gateway and at CETS once more for two out of the three hours you're supposed to be there, therefore meaning you can't actually apply for a job to get the hell out of there. They don't even increase your benefits for your duration this time.
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Shetective
1.noun - Shee-tek-tiv
Women who waste time investigating things they already know the answers to.
Instead of using known facts to make a decision, the investigation of the situations is more important. Sometimes leaving Shetectives in terrible relationships for months or years while they conduct their investigations.
Shetectives use investigative methods that they feel are ok because they are women, but would feel those methods are controlling or abusive if used by men.
Shetective investigate methods include but are not limited to:
~Waiting for time alone with your phone so that she can go through all contacts, texts, pictures and calls.
~Not knowing how to do anything on a computer but search your browser history.
~Revisiting old questions and conversations by pretending you have not discussed them to see if your answers were the same as last time.
~Manipulating you into checking your voicemail from a phone that captures all numbers keyed into it. Even the ones after the actual phone number. These extra numbers will contain your voicemail pin which she will identify and use to listen to your voicemail later or when you are asleep.
Women who waste time investigating things they already know the answers to.
Instead of using known facts to make a decision, the investigation of the situations is more important. Sometimes leaving Shetectives in terrible relationships for months or years while they conduct their investigations.
Shetectives use investigative methods that they feel are ok because they are women, but would feel those methods are controlling or abusive if used by men.
Shetective investigate methods include but are not limited to:
~Waiting for time alone with your phone so that she can go through all contacts, texts, pictures and calls.
~Not knowing how to do anything on a computer but search your browser history.
~Revisiting old questions and conversations by pretending you have not discussed them to see if your answers were the same as last time.
~Manipulating you into checking your voicemail from a phone that captures all numbers keyed into it. Even the ones after the actual phone number. These extra numbers will contain your voicemail pin which she will identify and use to listen to your voicemail later or when you are asleep.
Shetective - I saw you having dinner with your ex. You said you were going to your moms house.
Shaggy - Wasn't me.
Shetective - I saw you kiss her.
Shaggy - Wasn't me.
Shetective - Ok. It was dark maybe it wasn't you. Lets go to bed. Here baby check your messages I think your mother called.
Later that evening at 2am.
Shetective - Wake your @$$ up!!!! Why is your ex leaving you voicemails about being pregnant!
Shaggy - Wasn't me.
Shetective - I saw you kiss her.
Shaggy - Wasn't me.
Shetective - Ok. It was dark maybe it wasn't you. Lets go to bed. Here baby check your messages I think your mother called.
Later that evening at 2am.
Shetective - Wake your @$$ up!!!! Why is your ex leaving you voicemails about being pregnant!
Shetective by Blackncheese September 2, 2013
svetich
svetich by dgs585435643623456 February 1, 2009
svetelina
A perfect girlfriend! Her personality matches perfect with somebody named Kristiyan!
Mad, happy and sad at the same time!
Mood changes may occur!!
Mad, happy and sad at the same time!
Mood changes may occur!!
svetelina by SomeBody named Kristiyan November 21, 2021
Svetelná špejle
lightsaber in czech
To je svetelná špejle
Svetelná špejle by SvetelnaSpejle April 11, 2022
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