SCHAPIRO

someone being a prude or being quite a party pooper also nerd geeky, dork or tadle tale and a male female without much sexual experience virgin.
someone who likes to ruin everyones fun.

"Dave have some fun at your party", stop being a Schapiro.

"Jenny let's do the nasty" and stop being such a Schapiro!

"why you tell the cops"? you damn Schapiro!

by FILO April 6, 2008

Cal Shapiro

Vocalist of a music group called timeflies. He is a singer and free-styler. His ultra-charming looks make people swoon. He is also extremely terrified of strawberries, although no one (including himself) is sure why.

Cal Shapiro is the singer for timeflies. Some of his best works include I Choose U, Swoon, One Night, and Ride.

by YaBoyLin December 28, 2013

to Shapiro

"Winning" a debate by saying something so indescribably dumb that your opponent doesn't know where to start correcting said statement.

Now, i know my teacher isn't the smartest, but when i tried to correct him about how people in the middle ages did not, in fact, live to 25, then fall over dead, he decided to Shapiro me

by anuncertainsomeone March 20, 2022

Ben Shapiro

Renowned hypotheticalist. He hates everything that's left. He wouldn't even take a left turn while driving even if his life counted on it. He also has a wife, trust me, he does, and she's a doctor.

Guy 1 - "So I was watching a podcast on TV and there was this one annoying dude who kept blabbering about radical leftists in a squirrel-like high pitched bullet train voice

Guy 2 -"I think you were listening to Ben Shapiro."

by FactuallyCorrect September 19, 2021

Shapiro

During an argument one can pull a "Shapiro" by being so completely wrong that there is no way anyone could feasibly correct you without teaching three entry level college courses in the process.

"Man I tell you what, last night I was discussing economics with Jack and he pulled a Shapiro on me ....... Nigga had me lost for words"

by TheDailyWire April 8, 2020

Ben Shapiro

Some guy who is objectively inferior to Shen Bapiro.

Shen Bapiro > Ben Shapiro

by Inquisitive Walnut March 22, 2022

Ben Shapiro

The part of the foreskin that is removed during a circumcision.

The Brit leaned forward and sucked up the ben shapiro completing the circumcision.

by Coolgoy September 20, 2021