S.A.T's 

S.A.Ts - sweet-ass-tits.

like if a girl has sweet ass tits, you can say she scored high on her s.a.t test.

Or if a girl has had a boob job, you can say she cheated on her S.A.Ts
You can say things like:
"her S.A.T report came in, she passed"
"I bet she cheated on her S.A.T test."
"She scored low on her S.A.T test"
"I wanna get a closer look at her S.A.T report."
The best part of it all you can say it right infont of a girl and they will have no idea what your talking about!

Wow that girl scored high on her S.A.T's

S.A.T's by Zamorackk Jenkins July 24, 2011

S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S. 

Super Awesome Medicinal Sunday Hangover Bacon and Tomato Sandwich.

For anyone who has every felt the pain train of a Sunday hangover after a weekend of binge drinking. There is nothing like a "Super Awesome Medicinal Sunday Hangover Bacon and Tomato Sandwich" (S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S.) to make someone feel better.

S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S. by Professor Brando March 9, 2010

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. 

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”

you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. by anonymous September 20, 2021

S.A.L.T.S.

Smile A Little, Then Stop.

I think lol is overused.
Exactly that's why I S.A.L.T.S.
whats that?
I smile a little, then stopped
loti!

S.A.L.T.S. by 4wexdfg March 22, 2013

S.W.A.T Shits 

When you shit unexpectedly without warning or when poop barges through your backdoor like a swat team

Bruh my stomach started to rumble then all of a sudden i got the S.W.A.T shits

S.W.A.T Shits by DATFEED November 29, 2016

S.A.L.T.S 

You know when people are texting and somebody says something funny you will probably text lol but the question is are you really laughing? no, you're not. so the next time you are about to text somebody text salts.

salt stands for Smiled a little then stopped.

Person A: I saw this person who was 40 watching Peppa pig

Person B: Salts

there for use s.a.l.t.s

S.A.L.T.S by Fe4rless2.0 November 5, 2020

A-S-A-P-T-S-D 

A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.

VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”

Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”

A-S-A-P-T-S-D by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 29, 2019