R.A.T.S.

Rectally Aquired Tiny Scratches. This is the syndrome one aquires from activities such as gerbil stuffing, a la Richard Gere. See also Lemmiwinks.

I went to one of Richard Gere's parties, passed out, and ended up with a bad case of R.A.T.S.!

by T. Pike June 19, 2007

R.A.T.S.

"Run. Around. Telling. Shit."
Basically this means fake people who tell alla yo shit

"You and yo friends some fuckin R.A.T.S."

by MLN Burst April 25, 2019