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A person that must always shower after shitting.
Jack spent an hour in the bathroom at Jill's party because he is an S&Ser.
S&Ser by RalfyEr September 1, 2010
Words you can keep
A shit in which when finished requires none or hardly any wiping,Thus being the kind of shit you`d want to have whilst on an S.A.S mission to save time and leave no clues to your where abouts.
i'm going for a dump dave hold the bus, don't worry it feels like it'll be an S.A.Ser
S.A.Ser by WHITEASS January 4, 2008

bear's service

The meaning of "bear's service" originally comes from a fable about a man and a bear. The bear wanted to help the man by killing a gnat which sat on his forehead. As a result both the gnat and the man died.

This idiom is known primarily in Slavic languages.
"Mike was trying to help with washing up but he dropped my favourite cup on the floor in the process."
"That's called a bear's service."
bear's service by Random fag April 16, 2013

Furcadia's servers 

1. Constantly erronous and always crashing. See windows.
2. Slow; sluggish. See lag.
3. Never running. See dead.
"I tried to play Furcadia, but Furcadia's servers farted and died worse than Windows XP."
Furcadia's servers by Kage October 15, 2003

Furcadia's servers 

Wow, he's as useless as Furcadia's servers.
Furcadia's servers by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Roblox's servers 

something that MIIIIGHT need fixing
just might
just m i g h t
nvm it does
person 1: Roblox's servers rlly do be trash
person 2: yeah
person 1: wait 7k+ reports
person 2: the fuck
Roblox's servers by 101001010 May 25, 2021

Ari's Server 

A Discord server, in which horny teenagers express their horny feelings.
Dude you joined Ari's Server again? God, this is why you have no friends.
Ari's Server by farded465756 December 7, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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