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A shit in which when finished requires none or hardly any wiping,Thus being the kind of shit you`d want to have whilst on an S.A.S mission to save time and leave no clues to your where abouts.
i'm going for a dump dave hold the bus, don't worry it feels like it'll be an S.A.Ser
S.A.Ser by WHITEASS January 4, 2008

bear's service

The meaning of "bear's service" originally comes from a fable about a man and a bear. The bear wanted to help the man by killing a gnat which sat on his forehead. As a result both the gnat and the man died.

This idiom is known primarily in Slavic languages.
"Mike was trying to help with washing up but he dropped my favourite cup on the floor in the process."
"That's called a bear's service."
bear's service by Random fag April 16, 2013

Furcadia's servers 

1. Constantly erronous and always crashing. See windows.
2. Slow; sluggish. See lag.
3. Never running. See dead.
"I tried to play Furcadia, but Furcadia's servers farted and died worse than Windows XP."
Furcadia's servers by Kage October 15, 2003

Furcadia's servers 

Wow, he's as useless as Furcadia's servers.
Furcadia's servers by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Roblox's servers 

something that MIIIIGHT need fixing
just might
just m i g h t
nvm it does
person 1: Roblox's servers rlly do be trash
person 2: yeah
person 1: wait 7k+ reports
person 2: the fuck

Ari's Server 

A Discord server, in which horny teenagers express their horny feelings.
Dude you joined Ari's Server again? God, this is why you have no friends.
Ari's Server by farded465756 December 7, 2021