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Ritching 

When you have a friend named Rich and he also does a large about of Bitching on a regular basis.
"Hey stop ritching about being cold, it's not that bad"
"This bar requires sleeves, stop ritching about it"
Ritching by I Get Respect May 21, 2022
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Butt Retching

Butt Retching

verb
When you have diarrhea so bad that you have nothing left to pass, and your ass starts retching. Similar to when you have nothing left to vomit, but from your anus's point of view.
"Hey, is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, he has food poisoning. Left him butt retching for like three days."

Big and Riching 

To saddle up a horse and ride into a public area as a prank/activity

Originated in Iowa
He’s Big and Riching the School for the senior prank
Big and Riching by sjdvs1776 January 6, 2020

right retching 

(verb) Anything which induces sudden vomiting; can be something seen, heard, felt, etc.
I was walking behind some ugly 500 lb whale when her pants dropped. She didn't have any undies on, which had me right retching
right retching by Frisky John September 21, 2006

ding-ratching

1.another form of chafing of the penis,do to constant masturbation
1.dude,since my girls been out of town,i have been exposed to an excess of ding-ratching
ding-ratching by lucas mcrevere June 16, 2004

Rutching 

Rutching is when you take a hit of weed (bong, pipe, joint, etc.) and right after that you take a shot of vodka.

This is called "rutching" as a portmanteau of Russian and Dutch.

So Russian + Dutch = Rutch

Rutching is known to get you pretty crunk.
Bro1: Im bored
Bro2: Yea same, wanna rutch?
Bro1: Sure why not.

*1 hour later after rutching*

Bro1: Im..... fu...fu..ckkkkked.. tah...shhhhiyatt...braaaah.
Bro2: Wuuuuuuuut?
Rutching by ILoveRutching November 22, 2011
Being absolutely repulsed and made sick from something that's fucking revolting
Kev: have you seen that "two girls one cup" video
Joanne: stop I'm still retching retch
retching by Htrmcq June 19, 2017
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