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rustic trumpet 

Pertaining to the sound(s) of unintended flatulence during anal copulation.
"She kept accidentally farting while I was ass fucking her, and it sounded like a chorus of rustic trumpets!"
rustic trumpet by downpat75 August 3, 2008

rustic fuck 

Sex in a cabin, outhouse, tent, or other outdoorsy setting.
He flipped the tail of her flannel shirt onto her back, undid the flap of her red longjohns and commenced their rustic fuck.
rustic fuck by Rustic Fuckers November 28, 2018

the salty rusticus

A Salty Rusticus is to have your old lady eat a can of cream corn then eat out her arse hole 24 hrs later.
Then drink an export to wash out your mouth
jim gave his wife the salty rusticus for their anniversary.
the salty rusticus by Cool-murda November 6, 2017

rustic frog 

when you have your girl on her back and are having sex, you pull out and cum on her tits. as you do, her frog like tongue hits it like a fly on a lily pad.
i was having sex with my girl friend and she pulled a rustic frog as i was trying to cum on her tits.
rustic frog by frogger money March 2, 2009

Rustic Fuzz

The texture of an old man's beard when it's coated thoroughly with the seminal fluid of several men. Usually found on homeless men that turn tricks to buy booze.
That old bum has gross rustic fuzz.
Rustic Fuzz by RFjord March 1, 2011
Short for Nicotiana rustica, a very potent species of tobacco. Contains 10x more nicotine than regular cigarette tobacco.
Native shamans used rustica as an entheogen
rustica by Sunsnail November 21, 2006