rustic trumpet

Pertaining to the sound(s) of unintended flatulence during anal copulation.

"She kept accidentally farting while I was ass fucking her, and it sounded like a chorus of rustic trumpets!"

by downpat75 July 11, 2008

backdoor slider

While in the doggy style position, a man attempts to slip their penis into the woman's asshole without permission.

My girlfriend got really mad when I tried to throw her a backdoor slider last night.

by downpat75 July 11, 2008

rustic

In for sale adds, rustic is a euphemism for old and shitty.

Her vagina was a bit rustic, but I was in a pinch.

by downpat75 July 11, 2008