rustican

An egotistical hillbilly in denial about their station in life.

My rustican neighbor won't shut up about his new squirl trap.

rustican by John Cocktoastensen November 20, 2016

Russican 

One of Russian and Mexican ancestry. Incredibly rare in most parts of the world. The Phoenix, Arizona area, is home to a collection of Russican's. Namely William and Colin, who are best categorized in the douchebag nomenclature.

"All the beer is gone"

"I told you not to invite the Russicans"

Russican by Spic and Span December 7, 2006

rustica 

Short for Nicotiana rustica, a very potent species of tobacco. Contains 10x more nicotine than regular cigarette tobacco.

Native shamans used rustica as an entheogen

rustica by Sunsnail November 21, 2006

Intermezzo from Cavallieria rusticana 

The music from the start of 'Raging Bull' and the end of 'Godfather part III'

probably the most beautiful piece of music ever written by human hands ever. full stop

Intermezzo from Cavallieria rusticana by bigmeuprudeboy October 3, 2003

rustica 

A plant species, nicotiana rustica, related to tobacco and generally considered to be a very strong version of tobacco. It contains significantly more nicotine than tobacco, as well as much higher concentrations of other alkaloids that boost nicotine's effects. Often used by South American shamans as an entheogen, particularly in combination with DXM.

The shaman took rustica snuff in order to see visions.

rustica by TheFourthDecider February 28, 2015

RustyCanoe 

A sexual act where an individual poops onto a plate, it is important to note that the turd must be solid. Next, place the fresh log on the plate and put into a freezer until the turd is thoroughly frozen. Once frozen the turd log is then used as a dildo until it becomes unthawed, losing its dildo-like shape and feel. Can be used for both vaginal and/or anal stimulation.

Lil B, the basedgod, is famous for pioneering the RustyCanoe and is known to own a large freezer full of frozen turd dildos for his and his homies pleasure.

RustyCanoe by TYFYTA January 9, 2014

evret rusticals 

punk who looks overly filthy, or like he is taking is "punkness" too far. Usually can be seen at concerts pulling down crowd surfers or trying to kick people with their steel-toed Doc's.

evret rusticals by kial d garcia January 17, 2003