Rumpled Fore Skin 

Reference to the penis of a non-virgin who is uncircumsized.
Also can be used as a reference to a normal penis which has come into contact with a dirty vagina.

"Michael has a rumpled fore skin after getting head from that dirty hoe"

"dude Michael just got his foreskin rumpled by that nasty cunt"

Rumpled Fore Skin by Alexander Pierce October 29, 2007

rumple fore-skin 

the uncercumsized penis of an elderly man

Yeah he was rich. I still couldn't do it though, he had a rumple fore-skin

rumple fore-skin by einsteins jockstrap April 19, 2004

rumpled foreskin 

A male with a huge amount of foreskin that looks rumpled

I anit sucking that cock, look at the rumpled foreskin

rumpled foreskin by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

rumpled foreskin 

When a chick gives you a wank but she pulls your foreskin back so hard it nearly rips it straight off your dick!

Your sister can't wank a dick for toffee,she gave me a rumpled foreskin the twat

rumpled foreskin by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

Rumple Foreskin 

n. the state of a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position. also a nickname for someone who resembles a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position.

"Look at Rumple Foreskin, when he runs his forehead jiggles around his neck!"

Rumple Foreskin by poopypants April 2, 2003

Rumple Foreskin 

Another name for a penis, said by marissa thome in the film four rooms

Tickling a baby's rumple foreskin will keep me aroused forever

Rumple Foreskin by Baczkowski March 9, 2003

rumple foreskin 

rumple foreskin

noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".

this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.

"Hey, rumple foreskin, you roll dumpy blunts and your Backwoods are dumb as shit"

"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"

"Shut up darsh"

rumple foreskin by Hunkle October 3, 2022