by PoopypAnts August 27, 2015

adj. the result of a female performing sex with a male partner from behind on a slick tile floor being forced across the room, ultimately being lodged into a corner head first, thus causing her hair to take on a triangle shape.
by poopypants April 02, 2003

n. the state of a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position. also a nickname for someone who resembles a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position.
by poopypants April 02, 2003

n. to describe a person of lower than standard mental ability. referred to as a tool because they cannot function on their own will, they must be used to accomplish a task or form desire.
Johnny: "You are such a tool that your parent's bought that panemon card, because the Japanese told you that it was cool."
Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."
Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."
by poopypants April 05, 2003

n. the substance secreted by a vagina at the height of orgasm during intercourse; usually in combination with a seizgasm v. the act of secreting muzz
by poopypants April 02, 2003

n. The result of bringing a sexual partner to climax with the intensity to cause a seizure. Usually the result of the proper use of a choad and avoidance of cocksphixiation.
also: the moments following "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..."
usually seen in the "high end" porno industry
also: the moments following "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..."
usually seen in the "high end" porno industry
"I thought that I killed her until I found out it as just a seizgasm."
"Seizgasm!!? I rolled over and got the remote stuck up the crack of my ass!!! Get that picaco out of here!!!"
"Seizgasm!!? I rolled over and got the remote stuck up the crack of my ass!!! Get that picaco out of here!!!"
by poopypants April 01, 2003

n. Ridiculously large marijuana delivery device, usually fabricated with rolling paper and big enough to fuck your world up for several days.
See also...any Cheech and Chong movie
See also...any Cheech and Chong movie
by poopypants April 01, 2003
