n. to describe a person of lower than standard mental ability. referred to as a tool because they cannot function on their own will, they must be used to accomplish a task or form desire.
Johnny: "You are such a tool that your parent's bought that panemon
card, because the Japanese told you that it was cool."
Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."
verb. past tense.
1. The result of an act that causes unfortunate repurcussions.
2. Term often used in a manner describing the events after weeks of coercing a young woman of desire, via love letters, gifts and acts of chivalry into the act of sexual intercourse.
3. Proper response to an unreasonable request that would cause undo stress or activity.
1. "Those terrorist
s are fucked."
2. "I fucked that bitch's brains out"
3. "You want me to do what? When? Hell no, looks like you are fucked dude!!"
n. condition in which the victim's jaw is stuck in an open position after performing a rim job on their partner for an extended period of time.
"Maybe his bad breath wouldn't be so noticeable if he didn't have rim jaw."
n. Lifethreatening condition causing lack of oxygen due to excessive amounts of cock. Usually suffered by trendsbians
when their antics cause a stir in the football team at frat parties. Most cases are caused orally, though some cases have been caused by excessive choad
usage in a more traditional manner.
"Hi, I'm Johnny Noxville and this is cocksphyxiation..."
"Cocksphyxiation, the silent killer"
n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.
"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner
royally messed up; irrepairable; fubar
This GL account structure is keebled up!
n. card game that the Japanese plan to thrust on the American market, geared towards children. they will be steeply priced and each card will be a character in a cartoon with names like suckacoo and felcher. intended purpose is to cripple the American economy by using whiney children to spend all of their parent's money on these cards.
"Hey Johnny, I have the new suckachoo card, you don't have one because your family lives in a van down by the river."