rumplepumpkin 

a term of endearment for a mischievous female partner. a kind, caring, attractive rascal

see that erica? shes my rumplepumpkin

rumplepumpkin by rascal1983 March 18, 2013

rumpledumpskin 

A poop that seems like it takes 100 years.

By the time Joe got done taking a rumpledumpskin, the game was half over.

rumpledumpskin by djsolr December 11, 2009

Rumpleblumpkin 

A variation of blumpkin in which the defecator is having explosive diarrhea

Pads decided that Mexican food would be a good start to an evening full of Rumpleblumpkin

Rumpleblumpkin by Corlett June 3, 2006

Rumpleblumpkins

The act of Blumpkins (taking a doodie while receiving a blowjob) from your grandma.

"Grandma, we both know that I finishing shitting a long time ago, but in order for this to be Rumpleblumpkins, you need to stop watching and give me a blow job, NOW."

Rumpleblumpkins by John Spazzi May 27, 2009

RUMPLESTUMPKIN

A nickname, usually referring to a tiny puppy.

Hey, look at that little rumplestumpkin. He's the runt of the litter.

RUMPLESTUMPKIN by krinlekrunkle July 20, 2009

Rumplepimpskin

A rumplepimp skin is a man with rumpley, pimpy skin who once lived in a barn. He is the crooked version of the old tale rumplestiltskin...

Eww, you look like rumplepimpskin on a bad day!

Rumplepimpskin by Poopdoop February 8, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019