"Grandma, we both know that I finishing shitting a long time ago, but in order for this to be Rumpleblumpkins, you need to stop watching and give me a blow job, NOW."

Rumpleblumpkins by John Spazzi May 27, 2009

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RUMPLESTUMPKIN

A nickname, usually referring to a tiny puppy.

Hey, look at that little rumplestumpkin. He's the runt of the litter.

RUMPLESTUMPKIN by krinlekrunkle July 20, 2009

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Rumplepimpskin

A rumplepimp skin is a man with rumpley, pimpy skin who once lived in a barn. He is the crooked version of the old tale rumplestiltskin...

Eww, you look like rumplepimpskin on a bad day!

Rumplepimpskin by Poopdoop February 8, 2010

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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