Definitions by Marquis70
Chickaburnt
A small brown "chicken-like" bird with feathers that are more "fuzzy-like" instead of "feather-like". It could possibly be the shameful step cousin of the chicken, just as a donkey is to the horse. Native to the north central part of the United States (and some recent reported sightings in southwest Africa), the creature makes a surprisingly audible fart-like sound when stepped on.
It is also fun to say "Burnt Chickaburnt" over and over again... almost like a tongue twister.
It is also fun to say "Burnt Chickaburnt" over and over again... almost like a tongue twister.
Chickaburnt by Marquis70 August 14, 2011
Clam Chutney
Typically caused by ejaculating half of one's man chowder inside and spraying the rest all over the outer region of the vagina. The recipient must not bathe for three days to achieve optimal results.
I thought I'd give Jenni something special for Valentine's Day so I started to engage in cunnilingus. I took one look and said "Damn, girl. Where's the crackers? You got some Clam Chutney up in here! Go take a bath.
Clam Chutney by Marquis70 March 27, 2011
Carp Tunnel
Say Antwaune, ever'a tahm ah be playin basketball, mah arm be havin the Carp Tunnel. Wha I finsta do 'bout dat? "Lord Jeebus it hurt like a mofo..."
Carp Tunnel by Marquis70 August 13, 2009