Marquis70's definitions

Pussy Hagus

After you cum into a girl's vagina, she squeezes out air. The resulting sound is that of bagpipes.

After we had sex, Heather sang me a pussy hagus.

by Marquis70 April 2, 2008

spooktacular

When a black person does something either extraordinary or something incredibly stupid.

"Hey Timmy, did you see that free throw that colored fellow made at the game? It was Spooktacular!"

by Marquis70 April 17, 2008

Colon Magma

Just as the phrase implies. A giant oozing, animal of a dump.

"Hey Frank, I just painted a bus with my colon magma. Come look!"

by Marquis70 April 28, 2008

bojiggety

When something isn't working correctly and you can't exactly figure out why.

I came home to use my computer but it was acting all bojiggety, so I took my golf club and smashed it into pieces.

by Marquis70 March 2, 2008

Carp Tunnel

The African American misinterpretation of "Carpal Tunnel Syndrome"

Say Antwaune, ever'a tahm ah be playin basketball, mah arm be havin the Carp Tunnel. Wha I finsta do 'bout dat? "Lord Jeebus it hurt like a mofo..."

by Marquis70 August 13, 2009

Capon Sun

The ethnic mispronunciation of the portable juice drink "Capri Sun".

Momma! Momma! I dunno wha I finsta do... Anfernee drank up all the Capon Sun! I funna slap his bitchazz...

by Marquis70 August 14, 2011

Rumpel Stiffskin

Another name for a penis

"After Bonnie got done scrubbing the crock pot, I bent her over and gave her a good poke with Rumpel Stiffskin."

by Marquis70 April 30, 2008