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Chickaburnt

A small brown "chicken-like" bird with feathers that are more "fuzzy-like" instead of "feather-like". It could possibly be the shameful step cousin of the chicken, just as a donkey is to the horse. Native to the north central part of the United States (and some recent reported sightings in southwest Africa), the creature makes a surprisingly audible fart-like sound when stepped on.

It is also fun to say "Burnt Chickaburnt" over and over again... almost like a tongue twister.
"Hey Pablo, was that a whoopie cushion... or are you stepping on chickaburnts again???"
by Marquis70 August 14, 2011
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Capon Sun

The ethnic mispronunciation of the portable juice drink "Capri Sun".
Momma! Momma! I dunno wha I finsta do... Anfernee drank up all the Capon Sun! I funna slap his bitchazz...
by Marquis70 August 14, 2011
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Clam Chutney

Typically caused by ejaculating half of one's man chowder inside and spraying the rest all over the outer region of the vagina. The recipient must not bathe for three days to achieve optimal results.
I thought I'd give Jenni something special for Valentine's Day so I started to engage in cunnilingus. I took one look and said "Damn, girl. Where's the crackers? You got some Clam Chutney up in here! Go take a bath.
by Marquis70 March 27, 2011
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'Git

The way a swamp person or trailer trash tells another person to go away or leave...
"Ursula, dinn'nt I tell y'all to leave me alone while 'am brushin' mah tooth? Now 'GIT!!!!
by Marquis70 February 12, 2010
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Carp Tunnel

The African American misinterpretation of "Carpal Tunnel Syndrome"
Say Antwaune, ever'a tahm ah be playin basketball, mah arm be havin the Carp Tunnel. Wha I finsta do 'bout dat? "Lord Jeebus it hurt like a mofo..."
by Marquis70 August 13, 2009
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Rumpel Stiffskin

"After Bonnie got done scrubbing the crock pot, I bent her over and gave her a good poke with Rumpel Stiffskin."
by Marquis70 April 30, 2008
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Colon Magma

Just as the phrase implies. A giant oozing, animal of a dump.
"Hey Frank, I just painted a bus with my colon magma. Come look!"
by Marquis70 April 28, 2008
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