Colon Magma

Just as the phrase implies. A giant oozing, animal of a dump.
"Hey Frank, I just painted a bus with my colon magma. Come look!"
by Marquis70 April 28, 2008
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Clam Chutney

Typically caused by ejaculating half of one's man chowder inside and spraying the rest all over the outer region of the vagina. The recipient must not bathe for three days to achieve optimal results.
I thought I'd give Jenni something special for Valentine's Day so I started to engage in cunnilingus. I took one look and said "Damn, girl. Where's the crackers? You got some Clam Chutney up in here! Go take a bath.
by Marquis70 March 27, 2011
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'Git

The way a swamp person or trailer trash tells another person to go away or leave...
"Ursula, dinn'nt I tell y'all to leave me alone while 'am brushin' mah tooth? Now 'GIT!!!!
by Marquis70 February 12, 2010
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Chickaburnt

A small brown "chicken-like" bird with feathers that are more "fuzzy-like" instead of "feather-like". It could possibly be the shameful step cousin of the chicken, just as a donkey is to the horse. Native to the north central part of the United States (and some recent reported sightings in southwest Africa), the creature makes a surprisingly audible fart-like sound when stepped on.

It is also fun to say "Burnt Chickaburnt" over and over again... almost like a tongue twister.
"Hey Pablo, was that a whoopie cushion... or are you stepping on chickaburnts again???"
by Marquis70 August 14, 2011
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Bloop Blop

The phrase a girl speaks after you cum in her mouth.
"I asked her if she was going to spit it out or swallow it and she said Bloop Blop."
by Marquis70 March 10, 2008
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Rumpel Stiffskin

"After Bonnie got done scrubbing the crock pot, I bent her over and gave her a good poke with Rumpel Stiffskin."
by Marquis70 April 30, 2008
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bojiggety

When something isn't working correctly and you can't exactly figure out why.
I came home to use my computer but it was acting all bojiggety, so I took my golf club and smashed it into pieces.
by Marquis70 March 02, 2008
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