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he is actually the hottest and most handsome person ever. he also gets an insane amount of pussy, he has fucked all of the hot chicks he has seen. he leaves the ugly ones out because he doesn't like them. he also has the biggest cock in the world.
I remember the week where I fucked rourkey every day of the week and for 5 hours A day because of his looks and insane penis.
Rourkey by that_pussy_getter November 24, 2021
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Mickey Rourked 

To have had really bad plastic surgery.

Used to describe a man who used to be cute, then totally screwed himself up with frightful plastic surgery.
The veterinarian that my family has used since I was little used to be kinda cute. Just saw him the other day. Good God!!! He has overdone hairplugs, the falsest teeth you've ever seen and the worst facelift in history, he Mickey Rourked himself.

Mickey Rourke 

an acting great who was huge in the 80s with hits like Diner and Barfly, crapped out in the 1990s after quitting acting for boxing, did Sin City reprising his movie villian speciality, and acted his heart out in the 2008 movie, "The Wrestler". He played a heartbreaking character named Randy "The Ram" Robinson, whose story resembles his own, gave the performance of a lifetime and was recognized for it.
Example 1: Mickey Rourke deserved the Oscar for best actor, he raped in that movie!

Example 2:

dude who doesn't like mickey rourke: Mickey Rourke blows!

Mickey Rourke- (kicks dudes ass)
Mickey Rourke by el hombre 123 June 25, 2009
Rourke has curly brown hair, he has a really pretty smile and he has funny. He is really competitive and wants to be the best at everything. He is quite good looking and definitely had a glow up. He is easy to talk to and you should all definitely get yourself a Rourke.
Rourke is a name
Rourke by I don’tknowimnice July 20, 2019
To be ridiculously drunk to the point of no return with the occasional bout of severe memory loss.
Self control and dignity will be a distant memory and the whole night will be an emotional rollercoaster.
Other symptoms: extreme dancing, kicking off shoes to join in a fight, temporarily working in a kebab van, dressing up as their mother.
"Did you see Maurice last night, he was completely O'Rourked!"
O'Rourked by Lhizzle12 September 7, 2013

O'Rourke 

The O'Rourkes were the historic rulers of Breifne in the 12th century. At which time the name was spelled "Ruairc". "O'" Meaning "grandson of" translates the name to "Grandson of Rourke". O'Rourke has no urban heritage and is not urban in anyway.
O'Rourke - Hardcore Irish
O'Rourke by Biscuit7707 October 22, 2008

heather o'rourke

Little girl who played Carol Anne in the Poltergeist trilogy. Died at the age of 12 from a misdiagnosed birth defect that affected her intestines.
RIP angel :)
Most infamous Heather quote: "They're heeeere!"
heather o'rourke by bruce January 25, 2005