Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.

"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."

by Bruce February 01, 2005

slump

to kill

my gun accidentally went off and dude was slumped.

by bruce October 16, 2001

gunfingers

When something is 'grimey blad' you show your gunfingers and raise them in a vertical motion

when a grimey tune drops in a club
gunfingers to the ceiling

2sg

by Bruce September 16, 2003

guster

1. A person one thinks is attractive or would like to have relations with. Derived from the Spanish phrase 'Me Gusta' which means, "Pleases me" or "I like/enjoy"

2. Can also refer to a noun in a non sexual form.

3. Can also be shortened for a form of an adjective

1. "OMG DUDE! Look to your left, did you see that guster?!"
"Fuck, she was like 80, not very gust"

2. My car is a guster, I need to do some work to it though.

3. "I was walking around canal park and saw this fucking Gust Acura NSX, it was from South Dakota, WTF"

"I was playing a game of baseball, I was in the field, bases loaded, Ichiro hit a home run and I did this gust jump off the wall to catch the ball."

by Bruce September 17, 2006

Neckhole

Noun:

A friend, a companion.

Man, I really like that neckhole.

by Bruce April 03, 2005

carse

the small passage of skin between the cunt and the arsehole,the chinrest.

"oh,i was hovering around the carse last night mate and the filthy slag only went and dropped one,strewth mate ,i was back up before you could say,ya flamin galla...,

by bruce May 20, 2003

g'day g'day and how are ya t'day

a saying used to greet friends, usually when drunk

Tom: "g'day g'day and how are ya t'day?"

Bill: "good, and yerself?"

by Bruce April 10, 2003