16 definitions by el hombre 123

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when you encounter the work of a certain band, athelete, celebrity, fauxlebrity, or anybody of the sort that you take to and scour the internet for more work or information from this gripping personality. Checking their twitter, looking on their non-micro blogs, checking out photos, wikipedia page, myspace, and youtube videos. Also known as stalking by internet.
Dude 1 (After watching transformers)- Before I fapped off to her, I totally practiced internet worship on Megan Fox. I went all over youtube and google images and read her wikipedia page and all that shit before I passed out wanking to her FHM shoot.

Dude 2- Yo sounds cool. Promise me you want stalk her and/or murder and rape anybody as a product of the stalking.

Dude 1- All best are off bro, I'm high on internet worship.
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
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Ex 1- A tragic incident at Columbine High School in 1999 where two assholes shot innocent students.

Ex 2- Adj or Noun. Describes a pyscho with intent to kill and/or a person with an obsession with violent video games, crushed dreams, loserdom, and weapons.
Ex 1.- Oh my god, its been 10 years since Columbine? What an awful moment in history, God bless the victims and their families.

Ex 2.- Holy shit check out that acne faced virgin trying to become a level 12 paladin on World of Warcraft! He's so columbine. Dude's got massive issues. Is he wearing Birkenstock?!
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
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jizz, jizzum, cum, splooge, man chowder, baby gravy, cream, cream of man...

ex- Imagine a condom is a pie and imagine that filling is gooey man fluid.

To be painfully obvious- jizz is what fills a condom, therefore its condom filling, kiddies!
Ex- Wow dude Sammi's BJ was so fucking good that I could help painting her face with my condom filling.
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
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a troubled time for america and the world, a good time for music and culture, and the decade every older music fan and every younger wannabe pines for.
ex 1-

dude 1- Hey Jimi Hendrix was the greatest music icon of the 60s!

dude 2- damn fucking straight.

ex 2.-

14 year old wearing The Who t-shirt- Yeah the 60s mofo!!! That's my shiznit.

actually guy who lived through the 60s- Fuck off you punkling.
by el hombre 123 July 08, 2009
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A great fucking decade. There was the classic old dial up internet, good cartoons, movies, music, sex, drugs, culture, tv, etc. Typically considered the hangover of the party 80's, but if the 90s was a hangover then I'd get drunk every night just to get a hangover.
Example 1:

From good nickelodeon and cartoon network to Austin Powers to Oasis to the pre 9/11 NYC and world in general, the 90's were the last great years in history.

Example 2:

Greatest things about the 1990s:

Nirvana
Oasis
by el hombre 123 June 25, 2009
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a respectable sport. Until these fans insult Australian Rules Football atrociously on this site. This shames the sport into nothing but an excuse to for prison rapists to get fresh air and grab testicles.
dude 1: Hey rugby is great!!!

dude 2: Yeah...yeah...it was, until I found out some fans are trolls who love to rip on the Australian Rules Football fans and the game. Now this proves that a distrubing majority of fans and players and former or current rapists/misfits in normal society.
by el hombre 123 July 05, 2009
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The unfortunate return to reality and actual work after the unbelievable feeling of ecstasy and rest of a snowday. Symptoms include incredible drowsiness, inability to concentrate during any classes, vomiting, and lost love for snow.

Also when snow goes from magical unexpected holiday bringer to annoying water that turns into black ice which makes you fall on your ass.
Ex 1: Principal- Mr. Dawson, you have displayed an inability to concentrate today. You've been sent to my office for falling asleep in class, what could lead to such a disgraceful lack of work ethic?

Dude- Considering I spent a blissful day away from you and your hack teacher's asses yesterday, today was a bit of a tiring drag. In my defense its snow day hangover.

Ex 2:

Dude doing a presentation- "YAWN"

People watching- Another victim of snow day hangover...
by el hombre 123 February 28, 2010
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