Roadkid 

A member of a street gang, often selling drugs.

Rodney is from a street gang, selling drugs, he’s a Roadkid.

Roadkid by jillybeanapril June 27, 2024

Blow roadkill 

Some people are so disgusting, that you suspect that they would sexually abuse dead animals.

He was so low down he would blow roadkill!

Blow roadkill by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2016

roadside blonde 

Roadside blonde a destroyer of men

One of the three in hell on heals lyrics

So wasted I treated myself the IUD was placed all hairy Carrie

Another victim of a roadside blonde

roadside blonde by Tonythetiler May 27, 2017

roadkill t-shirts 

Same as noisebot and other tshirt companies. Complete bs.

Those roadkill t-shirts look like shit.

roadkill t-shirts by herp-derpington July 17, 2011

roadside-rhino 

A roadside-rhino is an overweight, hitchhiking woman, who offers filatio for the ride.

Guy 1: Hey should we pick up this roadside-rhino?
Guy 2: Yeah she may be big, but she'll definitely give head.

roadside-rhino by laysiege June 26, 2010

stroking the roadkill 

Female masturbation, enough said.

Jane couldn't get a date for months, so she spent her time home alone, stroking the roadkill.

stroking the roadkill by Schmiffy November 9, 2009

Roadkill Pussy 

A woman's vagina with enormous external hanging purple-ish colored "mud flaps" that is so gross and nausea-inducing that it reminds one of a smashed possum on the roadway i.e. roadkill pussy.

"Did you see Noreen's ugly pussy at the pool party last Saturday when the bitch whipped off her granny pants-like swimsuit bottoms?? I almost lost my lunch!!"

"Yeah man, her stuff looked like roadkill pussy!! I wouldn't fuck that bitch with YOUR dick!!"

Roadkill Pussy by GoHome&GetYour FuckingShinebox January 11, 2010