Noisebot

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The maker of seriously unfunny and yet overpriced t-shirts with phrases liable to get a female wearer sexual harassed.

A lady wearing a T-shirt that says "Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War" is fun and all...... until a sexually repressed chap decides to take that advice, resulting in horrible consequences...... That Lady is now suing Noisebot for a bucket load of cash.

Noisebot by SlumdogHundredaire February 3, 2009

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noise bot

A new set of ads that seems to be replacing busted tees' adds on Urban Dictionary. Sad, because I loved BT's ads.

Dude see that UGLY girl on the right with the UNFUNNY shirt? yeah that's noise bot's new ad...

noise bot by BOBtheMOB March 22, 2008

Related Words

noisebottom • noise bot • noiseboard • noisebomb • Noiseboy • Uber Noise Bot

Noise Bot

The new, shitty ads on Urban Dictionary.

Busted Tees was annoying enough, but the Noise Bot chicks aren't hot and the shirts aren't funny.

Noise Bot by somebody, someone March 28, 2008

Noise Bot

A shitty tee brand with stupid jokes that they display on the shirts and then advertise on sites like Urban Dictionary. They are really stupid and really annoying. Very similar to snorgtees

Noise Bot Shirt: I Pooped Today!
The General Public: Whoop-de-fucking-do.

Damn, I'm so tired of seeing those ugly noise bot ads!

Noise Bot by torrrrrrub May 14, 2011

Noise Bot

A newfag set of advertisements which present cliche T-shirts on Urbandictionary.com. Notice how the text on most of the shirts' models are barely legal, therefore boosting sales.

Noise bot, if you want sales, take pictures of the actual shirts, don't just take a picture of a teenage girl wearing a green shirt-- then using paint to put text over the picture of your product.

Noise Bot by Dethgov January 4, 2009

noisebottom

Someone who farts a lot.

Some noisebottom made life very unpleasant for everyone on the subway this afternoon.

noisebottom by Circushead July 4, 2006

Noise Bot

Those stupid ads to the right on UD. The girls are mega ugly. Especially the one with the green shirt and the giant fat ears that stick out. And their shirts are lame as hell.

That chick over there is ugly as hell. Noise Bot's shirts suck.

Noise Bot by Lynnster February 26, 2009

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026