A cruel example of Darwinism in action. The animals that are either slow to move, or weak, or previously injured, or otherwise stupid enough to just stand there are weeded out by speeding motorists, and those who survive crossing the roads live to breed offspring that are more likely to get out of the way when an SUV driver on a cellphone hits the gas pedal.
Roadkill is comprised mostly of rodents, turtles, deer. The rest is composed of domestic animals bred for aesthetics.
by AYB April 10, 2003
by I don't give a fuck June 23, 2003
Man that boy Dominic really needs to loose the ski jacket and a haircut, or he's gonna to keep looking like roadkill.
by indianheaddress May 17, 2011
by hahaa October 10, 2003
A term used to describe deceased animals that get hit by vehicles, who haven't learned how to look both ways before crossing the street, or using designated zebra crossings to get across the street safely. Commonly these animals include squirrels, deer, and foxes.
by izcool September 20, 2006
I was really getting into this girl until i pulled her knickers down and saw what i could only describe as Roadkill
by paulobeef October 28, 2008
by roadkill4life March 11, 2011