Roadkill

A cruel example of Darwinism in action. The animals that are either slow to move, or weak, or previously injured, or otherwise stupid enough to just stand there are weeded out by speeding motorists, and those who survive crossing the roads live to breed offspring that are more likely to get out of the way when an SUV driver on a cellphone hits the gas pedal.

Roadkill is comprised mostly of rodents, turtles, deer. The rest is composed of domestic animals bred for aesthetics.

by AYB April 10, 2003

Roadkill

What happens when the goddamn critter doesn't get the fuck out the way of my truck.

That squirrel just stood in the middle of the road. I just hit the gas and BAM! Instant roadkill.

by I don't give a fuck June 24, 2003

Roadkill

A Bahamian slang word used to describe someone that can't possibly look any worse.

Man that boy Dominic really needs to loose the ski jacket and a haircut, or he's gonna to keep looking like roadkill.

by indianheaddress April 26, 2011

Roadkill

A delicacy in the rural regions of the southern United States.

The family by the bayou had two day old possum roadkill for dinner.

by hahaa October 10, 2003

Roadkill

A term used to describe deceased animals that get hit by vehicles, who haven't learned how to look both ways before crossing the street, or using designated zebra crossings to get across the street safely. Commonly these animals include squirrels, deer, and foxes.

Oh my goodness, did you see the size of that deer that we almost hit ?! It was almost roadkill.

by izcool September 20, 2006

Roadkill

A Woman's Minge that looks like the result of a wild animal related car accident

I was really getting into this girl until i pulled her knickers down and saw what i could only describe as Roadkill

by paulobeef September 15, 2008

Roadkill

The female equivalent of road head. When a female receives oral sex while she drives.

You have to be like spiderman to preform roadkill while your bitch is driving!

by roadkill4life February 24, 2011