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simply put it means "who's in charge?". Usually said by superior to their inferior whenever their authority is challenged.
Mom: You're driving way too fast, slow down !
Dad: Hey, who's fucking this cow?
by schmiffy April 19, 2010

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Female masturbation, enough said.
Jane couldn't get a date for months, so she spent her time home alone, stroking the roadkill.
by Schmiffy November 09, 2009

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