roadkill

Bending over for someone while being fingered in the anus and being forced to shout out: "More! Please, master!"

So that's the guy who roadkilled me the first day I joined the Legion years ago.

by Nyana October 03, 2006

roadkill

what is killed in a road accident.

The restaurant was accused of serving the roadkill to its customers. The roadkill was a dead goat.

by uttam maharjan October 06, 2012

roadkill

Squished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals.

Often used as an insulting term for someone of poor aesthetics.

Yo mama is roadkill.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

roadkill

what you become when you stand in front of me speeding my car.

sigh, that poor racoon. got hit so damn hard it ruined my airconditioner though.

by JOSHUWEA January 11, 2005

roadkill

a word to describe a shocking hair cut.

the guys hair looks like roadkill, his mohawk reminds me of a rooster.

by makedonija April 25, 2007

roadkill

The act of rotten smelling vagina. When a woman's cuchi has a nasty mangy smell like its been rotting for about three weeks. Basically when a girl hasn't washed down thurr and it smells horrid.

YOOOOOOO did you smell tineesha today!!! that shit was STRIAGHT UPP ROADKILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Ewwww that girl just did a spilt and its nothing but ROADKILLLL!

Move bitch get out the wayy its the ROADKILLAAAAAAAA!

by Khari Tempest. W and Cori Rene L. June 26, 2007

roadkill

A honourary title given to the ugliest girl in school. In particular areas, there may only be one roadkill per two or even three schools.

If any possible contenders rise up through the ranks from primary school, a fight to the death should be initiated. The winner gets to be continually mocked and jeered for mother nature's cruel joke vis-a-vis their face.

When she leaves school, her real name (if it can be remembered) can be used again, and a new roadkill instated in her place, with possible capes and crowns - but, to be honest, most people CBA and just want to get down to the jeering.

'Hey roadkill, here's some money, please get a tramp to knife your face in - it's not quite plactic surgery, but it'll make things a hell of a lot better.'

by ~swan June 26, 2005