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Radidudical by DBdoubleO November 9, 2022
RATKID
A ratkid is a reject that hangs around local places Such As; Parks, Bus Stations, Public Attractions (ie: town centers, Modern Statues) drinking alchopops and smoking menthol cigarettes (because they want to look bad but cough everytime they take down a normal cigarette drag).
They tend to always have a lot of money due to their parents being rich so if they want to copy the latest myspace king/queen they can in a finger snap.
There is no easy stereotype of a "ratkid" they just copy everyone else.
The easy ways to distinguish a ratkid are..
1.Wearing Clashing Items Such As; A My Chemical Romance Hoody And A Slayer T-Shirt.
2.Will do anything for you.
3.Listens to all the bands you used to listen to.
4.Overuses words like "Brutal".
5.Not actually knowing why people use the word "brutal"
6.Oli Sykes (lead singer of bring me the horizon) is their idol.
7.Hates the taste of real alcohol.
Now you know what a ratkid is,
PUT A SPEAR THROUGH THEM!
Before its too late.
They tend to always have a lot of money due to their parents being rich so if they want to copy the latest myspace king/queen they can in a finger snap.
There is no easy stereotype of a "ratkid" they just copy everyone else.
The easy ways to distinguish a ratkid are..
1.Wearing Clashing Items Such As; A My Chemical Romance Hoody And A Slayer T-Shirt.
2.Will do anything for you.
3.Listens to all the bands you used to listen to.
4.Overuses words like "Brutal".
5.Not actually knowing why people use the word "brutal"
6.Oli Sykes (lead singer of bring me the horizon) is their idol.
7.Hates the taste of real alcohol.
Now you know what a ratkid is,
PUT A SPEAR THROUGH THEM!
Before its too late.
A Myspace King Puts A Rip On His Jeans Near His Crotch,
Within 3 Hours Every Ratkid In Town Will Have Rips On Their Jeans Near The Crotch.
Ratkid: Do You Want A Cigarette?
Boy: No Thanks I've Decided To Turn SxE Because That Way You Live Longer And Better*
Ratkid A: Thats Great To Hear!
5mins later..
Ratkid B: Do You Want Me To Buy You Any Alcohol?
Ratkid A: No Thanks I'm SxE Now Because Boy Is
Ratkid B: O Rly?! I Think I Will Be Too Then! (Throws Alcohol In Bin)
* SxE Isn't Cool.
Within 3 Hours Every Ratkid In Town Will Have Rips On Their Jeans Near The Crotch.
Ratkid: Do You Want A Cigarette?
Boy: No Thanks I've Decided To Turn SxE Because That Way You Live Longer And Better*
Ratkid A: Thats Great To Hear!
5mins later..
Ratkid B: Do You Want Me To Buy You Any Alcohol?
Ratkid A: No Thanks I'm SxE Now Because Boy Is
Ratkid B: O Rly?! I Think I Will Be Too Then! (Throws Alcohol In Bin)
* SxE Isn't Cool.
RATKID by Tobias Steel December 3, 2007
Radlidge
Radlidge can be many things from pond algae to an extreme medical condition. May also be used in everyday conversation.
"Hey mate, ur pond's got a bad case of Radlidge"
"Your breathe smells like a fucking pond mate, that'll teach you for having that Radlidge last night."
"I regret having to tell you that you have a severe case of Radlidge, you will need to go on a course of antibiotics named Hydroradlidgeoxymorphin. Side effects can include growing some extra Radlidge under your nose and on your filtrum. These side effects are only temporary and after 3 months of taking Hydroradlidgeoxymorphin you should find that all original symptoms would have dropped off the exterior of the human body and may be collected a specialised Radlidge holding container where you will find many hours of entertainment watching them grow. They can also be used to polish your vehicle as they give an amazing Radlidgeous shine!"
"For god's sakes man, that blokes a proper Radlidge!"
"I can't be dealing with that Radlidge."
"Your breathe smells like a fucking pond mate, that'll teach you for having that Radlidge last night."
"I regret having to tell you that you have a severe case of Radlidge, you will need to go on a course of antibiotics named Hydroradlidgeoxymorphin. Side effects can include growing some extra Radlidge under your nose and on your filtrum. These side effects are only temporary and after 3 months of taking Hydroradlidgeoxymorphin you should find that all original symptoms would have dropped off the exterior of the human body and may be collected a specialised Radlidge holding container where you will find many hours of entertainment watching them grow. They can also be used to polish your vehicle as they give an amazing Radlidgeous shine!"
"For god's sakes man, that blokes a proper Radlidge!"
"I can't be dealing with that Radlidge."
Radlidge by Raggie Radlidge August 14, 2007
radidio
radidio by Downstrike May 30, 2004
Rakid
Ratkid
Ratkid by Lowkey._laila June 27, 2021
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