Definitions by Shlangjamin

risemonger 

A salty motherfucker who's a bit too cheeky and hits their time of the month far too soon

Connor spilled cheez-it's on the floor by accident, then apologized. Then, blinded by rage, Isaac went on a rampage like the cheeky little risemonger he is.

risemonger by Shlangjamin July 1, 2015