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Dicksgiving 

It is a special holiday in which one seeks out all able bodied ladies that they can give their dicks to. Weekend of heightened pussy-chasin, tomfoolery, and questionable decisions are in fact mandatory. This holiday usually takes place before and or after Thanksgiving.
Girl 1: I don't know if I should sleep with this guy.
Girl 2: Of course you should its Dicksgiving.
Dicksgiving by Mooselodge123 September 4, 2014

Ranksgiving turkey 

The person who farts, or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving. The Ranksgiving perpetrator.
Bobo let a huge fart rip in the kitchen at the family thanksgiving. What a Ranksgiving turkey!
Ranksgiving turkey by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Sicksgiving 

A holiday (not necessarily Thanksgiving) wherein every man/woman/child in a household contracts a viral or bacterial infection, typically gastrointestinal in nature. Everyone ends up competing for toilet time, and the house essentially becomes an infirmary. Additionally, the individual responsible for spreading the outbreak (ground zero) is reminded of his/her lameness on every subsequent holiday.
Coworker 1: So how was your holiday break?

Coworker 2: Awful!

Coworker 1: Really? Why?

Coworker 2: My in-laws stayed with us. My mother-in-law was sick, then got all of us sick. It was a pukefest and shitfest--man it sucked. Happy Sicksgiving to me.
Sicksgiving by Schwetty Ballz December 3, 2013

Ranksgiving

When someone farts or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving.
Bobo was the Ranksgiving turkey when he stank up the only bathroom at grandma’s.
Ranksgiving by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Dicksgiving 

A holiday in which people prank their friends with dildos from www.shipadildo.com
What are you buying your friends for Dicksgiving?
Dildos from www.shipadildo.com
Dicksgiving by Dixie.Cox November 11, 2018

Ranksgiving

Horrible Thanksgiving experience where at least one of your family members throws a fit, your dad insults your aunt, and your grandpa insults you. Everyone will also get drunk on wine.
Person 1: How was your Thanksgiving?

Person 2: More like Ranksgiving - my aunt got really drunk and promised me scuba diving lessons when in reality she's broke.

Person 1: Hey, that happened to me, too!
Ranksgiving by Molly the Menace November 17, 2011
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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