Ricksgiving

A holiday celebrated by the inhabitants of Rick Sanchez's micro-verse to celebrate the day Rick gave them Gooble Box technology from the show Rick and Morty.

Rick: Happy Ricksgiving.............BIIIIEETTCH!

by wakemeup.jpg August 2, 2016

Dicksgiving

It is a special holiday in which one seeks out all able bodied ladies that they can give their dicks to. Weekend of heightened pussy-chasin, tomfoolery, and questionable decisions are in fact mandatory. This holiday usually takes place before and or after Thanksgiving.

Girl 1: I don't know if I should sleep with this guy.
Girl 2: Of course you should its Dicksgiving.

by Mooselodge123 September 4, 2014

Ranksgiving turkey

The person who farts, or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving. The Ranksgiving perpetrator.

Bobo let a huge fart rip in the kitchen at the family thanksgiving. What a Ranksgiving turkey!

by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Sicksgiving

A holiday (not necessarily Thanksgiving) wherein every man/woman/child in a household contracts a viral or bacterial infection, typically gastrointestinal in nature. Everyone ends up competing for toilet time, and the house essentially becomes an infirmary. Additionally, the individual responsible for spreading the outbreak (ground zero) is reminded of his/her lameness on every subsequent holiday.

Coworker 1: So how was your holiday break?

Coworker 2: Awful!

Coworker 1: Really? Why?

Coworker 2: My in-laws stayed with us. My mother-in-law was sick, then got all of us sick. It was a pukefest and shitfest--man it sucked. Happy Sicksgiving to me.

by Schwetty Ballz December 3, 2013

Ranksgiving

When someone farts or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving.

Bobo was the Ranksgiving turkey when he stank up the only bathroom at grandma’s.

by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Dicksgiving

A holiday in which people prank their friends with dildos from www.shipadildo.com

What are you buying your friends for Dicksgiving?
Dildos from www.shipadildo.com

by Dixie.Cox November 11, 2018

Ranksgiving

Horrible Thanksgiving experience where at least one of your family members throws a fit, your dad insults your aunt, and your grandpa insults you. Everyone will also get drunk on wine.

Person 1: How was your Thanksgiving?

Person 2: More like Ranksgiving - my aunt got really drunk and promised me scuba diving lessons when in reality she's broke.

Person 1: Hey, that happened to me, too!

by Molly the Menace November 17, 2011