A holiday celebrated by the inhabitants of Rick Sanchez's micro-verse to celebrate the dayRick gave them Gooble Box technology from the show Rick and Morty.
It is a special holiday in which one seeks out all able bodied ladies that they can give their dicks to. Weekend of heightened pussy-chasin, tomfoolery, and questionable decisions are in fact mandatory. This holiday usually takes place before and or after Thanksgiving.
Girl 1: I don't know if I should sleep with this guy.
Girl 2: Of course you should its Dicksgiving.
A holiday (not necessarily Thanksgiving) wherein every man/woman/child in a household contracts a viral or bacterial infection, typically gastrointestinal in nature. Everyone ends up competing for toilet time, and the house essentially becomes an infirmary. Additionally, the individual responsible for spreading the outbreak (ground zero) is reminded of his/her lameness on every subsequent holiday.
Coworker 2: My in-laws stayed with us. My mother-in-law was sick, then got all of us sick. It was a pukefest and shitfest--man it sucked. Happy Sicksgiving to me.
Horrible Thanksgiving experience where at least one of your family members throws a fit, your dad insults your aunt, and your grandpa insults you. Everyone will also get drunk on wine.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."