Sicksgiving

A holiday (not necessarily Thanksgiving) wherein every man/woman/child in a household contracts a viral or bacterial infection, typically gastrointestinal in nature. Everyone ends up competing for toilet time, and the house essentially becomes an infirmary. Additionally, the individual responsible for spreading the outbreak (ground zero) is reminded of his/her lameness on every subsequent holiday.

Coworker 1: So how was your holiday break?

Coworker 2: Awful!

Coworker 1: Really? Why?

Coworker 2: My in-laws stayed with us. My mother-in-law was sick, then got all of us sick. It was a pukefest and shitfest--man it sucked. Happy Sicksgiving to me.

Sicksgiving by Schwetty Ballz December 3, 2013

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Ricksgiving

A holiday celebrated by the inhabitants of Rick Sanchez's micro-verse to celebrate the day Rick gave them Gooble Box technology from the show Rick and Morty.

Rick: Happy Ricksgiving.............BIIIIEETTCH!

Ricksgiving by wakemeup.jpg August 2, 2016

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Sicksgiving • Dicksgiving • Ricksgiving • Sidesgiving • snacksgiving

Dicksgiving

It is a special holiday in which one seeks out all able bodied ladies that they can give their dicks to. Weekend of heightened pussy-chasin, tomfoolery, and questionable decisions are in fact mandatory. This holiday usually takes place before and or after Thanksgiving.

Girl 1: I don't know if I should sleep with this guy.
Girl 2: Of course you should its Dicksgiving.

Dicksgiving by Mooselodge123 September 4, 2014

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snacksgiving

A seriously hittin' snack; esp. when consumed in mass quantity as in place of an entire meal.

"...Dinner? Oh man I can't. I'm stuffed from earlier - I had some Beef Jerky, Skittles, and Rice Krispies Treats and washed it down with a 32oz. Quik - shit was like Snacksgiving!!!"

snacksgiving by Goat Gut May 14, 2008

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Dicksgiving

A holiday in which people prank their friends with dildos from www.shipadildo.com

What are you buying your friends for Dicksgiving?
Dildos from www.shipadildo.com

Dicksgiving by Dixie.Cox November 11, 2018

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Sidesgiving

An alternative to the traditional Thanksgiving dinner centered around a humongous, oven-hogging bird, in which you and your guests make the meal about the sides instead of the turkey. Because if turkey is so great why don't we eat it all year? More mashed potatoes, please!

"What unspeakable hour are you going to get up at on your day off to put that 20 lb. turkey into the oven?"

"Maybe, like, 10 a.m."

"Whaaaaat?! It'll never be ready for dinner at 3!"

"Yeah, that's okay, because we're not having turkey this year. We're doing Sidesgiving. Sucker."

Sidesgiving by Little Walnut November 13, 2018

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

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