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Sicksgiving

A holiday (not necessarily Thanksgiving) wherein every man/woman/child in a household contracts a viral or bacterial infection, typically gastrointestinal in nature. Everyone ends up competing for toilet time, and the house essentially becomes an infirmary. Additionally, the individual responsible for spreading the outbreak (ground zero) is reminded of his/her lameness on every subsequent holiday.
Coworker 1: So how was your holiday break?

Coworker 2: Awful!

Coworker 1: Really? Why?

Coworker 2: My in-laws stayed with us. My mother-in-law was sick, then got all of us sick. It was a pukefest and shitfest--man it sucked. Happy Sicksgiving to me.
by Schwetty Ballz December 3, 2013
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Ricksgiving

A holiday celebrated by the inhabitants of Rick Sanchez's micro-verse to celebrate the day Rick gave them Gooble Box technology from the show Rick and Morty.
Rick: Happy Ricksgiving.............BIIIIEETTCH!
by wakemeup.jpg August 2, 2016
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Dicksgiving

It is a special holiday in which one seeks out all able bodied ladies that they can give their dicks to. Weekend of heightened pussy-chasin, tomfoolery, and questionable decisions are in fact mandatory. This holiday usually takes place before and or after Thanksgiving.
Girl 1: I don't know if I should sleep with this guy.
Girl 2: Of course you should its Dicksgiving.
by Mooselodge123 September 4, 2014
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snacksgiving

A seriously hittin' snack; esp. when consumed in mass quantity as in place of an entire meal.
"...Dinner? Oh man I can't. I'm stuffed from earlier - I had some Beef Jerky, Skittles, and Rice Krispies Treats and washed it down with a 32oz. Quik - shit was like Snacksgiving!!!"
by Goat Gut May 14, 2008
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Dicksgiving

A holiday in which people prank their friends with dildos from www.shipadildo.com
What are you buying your friends for Dicksgiving?
Dildos from www.shipadildo.com
by Dixie.Cox November 11, 2018
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Sidesgiving

An alternative to the traditional Thanksgiving dinner centered around a humongous, oven-hogging bird, in which you and your guests make the meal about the sides instead of the turkey. Because if turkey is so great why don't we eat it all year? More mashed potatoes, please!
"What unspeakable hour are you going to get up at on your day off to put that 20 lb. turkey into the oven?"

"Maybe, like, 10 a.m."

"Whaaaaat?! It'll never be ready for dinner at 3!"

"Yeah, that's okay, because we're not having turkey this year. We're doing Sidesgiving. Sucker."
by Little Walnut November 13, 2018
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