Dicksgiving 

It is a special holiday in which one seeks out all able bodied ladies that they can give their dicks to. Weekend of heightened pussy-chasin, tomfoolery, and questionable decisions are in fact mandatory. This holiday usually takes place before and or after Thanksgiving.

Girl 1: I don't know if I should sleep with this guy.
Girl 2: Of course you should its Dicksgiving.

Dicksgiving by Mooselodge123 September 4, 2014

Dicksgiving 

A holiday in which people prank their friends with dildos from www.shipadildo.com

What are you buying your friends for Dicksgiving?
Dildos from www.shipadildo.com

Dicksgiving by Dixie.Cox November 11, 2018

Drinksgiving

The day and night before actual Thanksgiving where you drink and have fun w/ your friends because you'll have to endure family the whole next day. Mostly known to college kids and those who live close to their parents because you don't have school the next day as well.

"man I'm leaving for Portland tomorrow, we have to do Drinksgiving with everybody here!"

Drinksgiving by eylassie November 10, 2009

Ricksgiving 

A holiday celebrated by the inhabitants of Rick Sanchez's micro-verse to celebrate the day Rick gave them Gooble Box technology from the show Rick and Morty.

Rick: Happy Ricksgiving.............BIIIIEETTCH!

Ricksgiving by wakemeup.jpg August 2, 2016

Danksgiving 

A holiday traditionally held on the Sunday after Thanksgiving (when turkeys can be bought for like $2 each), Danksgiving is a celebration and time to give thanks for man's ability to fuck himself up.

To this end, many traditional Danksgiving meals are prepared, often some spin-off of Thanksgiving foods but typically with marijuana and/or alcohol being incorporated into the ingredients. Pot brownies, potatoes with cannabutter, cranberry jello shots, vodkamelons, and of course the Danksgiving Turkey are cooked in a communal setting, and then consumed all at once during the traditional Danksgiving Feast.

Heavy drinking and smoking are also encouraged throughout the entire day of Danksgiving, especially in the form of group games that emphasize getting fucked up as much as possible.

"I'm pretty sure last year's Danksgiving celebration was the best Danksgiving ever, but I don't remember any of it."
"That's what Danksgiving's all about."

Danksgiving by E-Dubs January 14, 2008

Danksgiving 

Essentially the 4/20 at the other end of the calendar and celebrated on the day after Thanksgiving ("Black Friday"), Danksgiving is a holiday spent with friends as opposed to family (since most people spend time with their families on Thanksgiving anyway). Most treat it as a potluck, with everyone bringing their leftovers from Thanksgiving for the collective group. Celebrators typically enjoy massive amounts of ale and marijuana as well.

"Happy Danksgiving Toph, what are you dankful for?"

"I'm dankful for this dank turkey, dank Yuengling and dank kush."

Danksgiving by S. Baloney November 26, 2009

dicksizing

When someone on the internet who is a stranger brags about their accomplishments that mean nothing at all.

person 1-How many concerts have you seen? I've seen 100!

person 2-How does this matter? It's pointless dicksizing.

dicksizing by Mr. X February 19, 2009