Retus

The process of tard/and or going tard, in a more defining and meaningful term.

Student#1 Is that the bathroom at the end of the hall? Student#2 Wow dude really? Yeah look at the sign, Freaking Retus.

by odorstain1 January 2, 2012

regusted

Really disgusted and annoyed

Tom was regusted when he found out how much his wife paid for her haircut.

by AC1527 May 19, 2018

resus fetish

A fetish for things such as CPR, Defibrillation, and other forms of resuscitation. Someone who has a resus fetish might roleplay with a shocking tool, or do mock CPR on their partner, or have it done on them.

Hey, want to do some resus roleplay? I have a resus fetish.

by Bread Fetish May 14, 2017

Remus sanders

Remus sanders is a character from the ongoing series "sanders sides" by Thomas sanders . Remus (aka the Duke, aka stinky trash man, aka rat king) is the personification of intrusive thoughts along with creativity. He also likes to eat deodorant and can bite through steel. He

Virgil: "did you hear? Remus sanders sat on the fridge at 3 in the morning eating a stick of deodorant just to scare Roman"
Patton: " oooh. Is that what that noise was? I thought you were just watching scary movies again kiddo"

by Jboat0000 April 23, 2020

Remus Lupin

Remus, a.k.a Moony, is a former mysterious professor and werewolf who taught Defense of the Dark Arts in the third Harry Potter book. As a character, he provides a strong and mature father figure for Harry, and his highly charming personality contrasts magnificently with the terrible werewolf he becomes every full moon. As a person, he is thoughtful and compassionate, and is always there to lend a hand. He is also very intelligent, but not without a good sense of humor.

Lupin’s strength, optimistic, and considerate personality gives him the name a “drop dead sexy werewolf ” and makes people like me swoon. FanFics usually describe him as having glowing, very intense, soulful amber eyes with soft shaggy brown hair.

You'll know when you've gone too far obsessing over Moony:

1.) you attempted to perform "Avada Kedavra" on your physciatrist when she told you that Remus was a fictional character =)

2.)Every page in your diary has "Remus is coming for me today" written on it

by DarkRose December 14, 2004

Sticktus Rectus Syndrome

Genetic disease in which the patient has a massive splintery segment of wood is lodged deep within the anal cavity. Symptoms may include irritability, rapid changes in mood, chronic bitch face and constipation.

After being diagnosed with sticktus rectus syndrome, Lizzy tried to get the huge stick out of her butt to no avail.

by Dr. Dixienormus January 11, 2015

Remus

A dirty rat boi who lives in garbage. He loves making fun of his brother and friends. There's no ryhme or reason to what he does he just does.

Patton: "Remus stop trying to kill Roman."

Virgil: "I can't believe you let Remus stay here"

by Ultimate. queer May 23, 2020