Retus
Student#1 Is that the bathroom at the end of the hall? Student#2 Wow dude really? Yeah look at the sign, Freaking Retus.
Retus by odorstain1 January 2, 2012
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resus fetish
A fetish for things such as CPR, Defibrillation, and other forms of resuscitation. Someone who has a resus fetish might roleplay with a shocking tool, or do mock CPR on their partner, or have it done on them.
resus fetish by Bread Fetish May 14, 2017
Remus sanders
Remus sanders is a character from the ongoing series "sanders sides" by Thomas sanders . Remus (aka the Duke, aka stinky trash man, aka rat king) is the personification of intrusive thoughts along with creativity. He also likes to eat deodorant and can bite through steel. He
Virgil: "did you hear? Remus sanders sat on the fridge at 3 in the morning eating a stick of deodorant just to scare Roman"
Patton: " oooh. Is that what that noise was? I thought you were just watching scary movies again kiddo"
Patton: " oooh. Is that what that noise was? I thought you were just watching scary movies again kiddo"
Remus sanders by Jboat0000 April 23, 2020
Remus Lupin
Remus, a.k.a Moony, is a former mysterious professor and werewolf who taught Defense of the Dark Arts in the third Harry Potter book. As a character, he provides a strong and mature father figure for Harry, and his highly charming personality contrasts magnificently with the terrible werewolf he becomes every full moon. As a person, he is thoughtful and compassionate, and is always there to lend a hand. He is also very intelligent, but not without a good sense of humor.
Lupin’s strength, optimistic, and considerate personality gives him the name a “drop dead sexy werewolf ” and makes people like me swoon. FanFics usually describe him as having glowing, very intense, soulful amber eyes with soft shaggy brown hair.
Lupin’s strength, optimistic, and considerate personality gives him the name a “drop dead sexy werewolf ” and makes people like me swoon. FanFics usually describe him as having glowing, very intense, soulful amber eyes with soft shaggy brown hair.
You'll know when you've gone too far obsessing over Moony:
1.) you attempted to perform "Avada Kedavra" on your physciatrist when she told you that Remus was a fictional character =)
2.)Every page in your diary has "Remus is coming for me today" written on it
1.) you attempted to perform "Avada Kedavra" on your physciatrist when she told you that Remus was a fictional character =)
2.)Every page in your diary has "Remus is coming for me today" written on it
Remus Lupin by DarkRose December 14, 2004
Sticktus Rectus Syndrome
Genetic disease in which the patient has a massive splintery segment of wood is lodged deep within the anal cavity. Symptoms may include irritability, rapid changes in mood, chronic bitch face and constipation.
After being diagnosed with sticktus rectus syndrome, Lizzy tried to get the huge stick out of her butt to no avail.
Sticktus Rectus Syndrome by Dr. Dixienormus January 11, 2015
Remus
A dirty rat boi who lives in garbage. He loves making fun of his brother and friends. There's no ryhme or reason to what he does he just does.
Remus by Ultimate. queer May 23, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.