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retardest
retardest by xxshizzamxx January 3, 2009
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Retardant drop
The act of hanging from a ceiling fan while masturbating and making airplane noises. Then shooting semen on a woman while hovering over her. Can also do with feces. Commonly called a dirty retardant drop
Retardant drop by Black dot June 13, 2016
Sex Retardant
An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.
I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her
Sex Retardant by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021
Blame Retardent
A person who constantly has an excuse for everything usually one that passes the blame from himself to others.
Varnish: Man I can't believe that Nick is late again!
Swedish: Yeah but you know he will have a good excuse, that guy is blame retardent.
Swedish: Yeah but you know he will have a good excuse, that guy is blame retardent.
Blame Retardent by Nicholas Clark April 17, 2008
retardant
The name given to people who call people retards who don't deserve it which doesn't make sense as retard is an infinitive of a verb that means "to hinder".
person A: "you are a retard"
person B: "retard is a verb, what i think you mean is retardant, which is used to describe people like you, people who can be a frequent hindrance"
person B: "retard is a verb, what i think you mean is retardant, which is used to describe people like you, people who can be a frequent hindrance"
retardant by multiple usernames October 29, 2021
retardette
retardette by Erin November 1, 2004
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.