Retordent 

Retordent, adj.

1. A Captain Haddockesque insult.

Such as, Odd-toed ungulate! Or, Two-timing Tartar Twisters!

Did he just call me a jellied eel? That is so retordent.

Retordent by Lothario January 16, 2007

retardest 

For people who are too lazy to say "most retarded".

"I've just heard the retardest song!"

retardest by xxshizzamxx January 3, 2009

Retardant drop 

The act of hanging from a ceiling fan while masturbating and making airplane noises. Then shooting semen on a woman while hovering over her. Can also do with feces. Commonly called a dirty retardant drop

Bro I broke my fan last night doing a retardant drop on Sarah

Retardant drop by Black dot June 13, 2016

Sex Retardant 

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.

I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her

Sex Retardant by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021

Blame Retardent 

A person who constantly has an excuse for everything usually one that passes the blame from himself to others.

Varnish: Man I can't believe that Nick is late again!
Swedish: Yeah but you know he will have a good excuse, that guy is blame retardent.

Blame Retardent by Nicholas Clark April 17, 2008

retardant 

The name given to people who call people retards who don't deserve it which doesn't make sense as retard is an infinitive of a verb that means "to hinder".

person A: "you are a retard"
person B: "retard is a verb, what i think you mean is retardant, which is used to describe people like you, people who can be a frequent hindrance"

retardant by multiple usernames October 29, 2021

retardette

A retardette is a female retard.

"Omg! Allison is such a retardette!"

retardette by Erin November 1, 2004