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Blame Retardent 

A person who constantly has an excuse for everything usually one that passes the blame from himself to others.
Varnish: Man I can't believe that Nick is late again!
Swedish: Yeah but you know he will have a good excuse, that guy is blame retardent.

Retordent 

Retordent, adj.

1. A Captain Haddockesque insult.

Such as, Odd-toed ungulate! Or, Two-timing Tartar Twisters!

Did he just call me a jellied eel? That is so retordent.
Retordent by Lothario January 16, 2007

Retourment 

The last tour by an aging musical act designed to gouge as much money from the public before the musical act retires. Typically involves exorbitant ticket and merchandise prices. Often a band will be missing at least one original member due to death or feuds with other band members that stretch back decades.

The decision to see a retourment concert is usually a choice between knowing it won't be value for money and being able to say that you saw them play live before they died.
Guy 1 'Did you hear that Black Sabbath is touring? Are you going to see them?'

Guy 2 'I’d like to but the tickets are so expensive.'

Guy 1 'True, and I hear Bill Ward isn’t playing drums. I bet the tour t-shirts will cost $50.'

Guy 2 'Let’s face it, it’s a total retourment.'
Retourment by Pseudoephedrineonym September 1, 2013

recurrent neural network

A recurrent neural network is a feedforward neural network with short term memory.
Programmer 1: Have you upgraded your neural network to a recurrent neural network?
Programmer 2: Yes, it's no longer a feedforward neural network.
Programmer 3: Recurrent neural network? Why not a long short term memory?
Programmer 2: I'll upgrade it again.

Retrovention

When some one not only makes a bad invention, they make it worse then some thing that is already exists.
'God this new vista OS is a propa Retrovention!'

Retrovention by jeddo1512 February 28, 2008

reorientation sickness 

1. A feeling similar to vertigo when you look around and realize you're not where you thought you were

2. The disorientation that one may experience when going through a major transition or questioning one's identity/beliefs. Tastes like melancholy, disillusionment, regret, and withered hopes.
"I hate sleeping in hammocks. They give me awful reorientation sickness"

"I can't go to summer camp, I'll get reorientation sickness."
"That sucks. Want some tea?"
"Yeah. Thanks."