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retardant

The name given to people who call people retards who don't deserve it which doesn't make sense as retard is an infinitive of a verb that means "to hinder".
person A: "you are a retard"
person B: "retard is a verb, what i think you mean is retardant, which is used to describe people like you, people who can be a frequent hindrance"
by multiple usernames October 29, 2021
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Retardant

A type of cologne a dumb fucker wears that keeps the women away.
Dan must have the retardant on cause all the women are running away!
by anonymous December 22, 2023
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Retardant drop

The act of hanging from a ceiling fan while masturbating and making airplane noises. Then shooting semen on a woman while hovering over her. Can also do with feces. Commonly called a dirty retardant drop
Bro I broke my fan last night doing a retardant drop on Sarah
by Black dot June 13, 2016
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Sex Retardant

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.
I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her
by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021
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Flame retardant

A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.
Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!
by Thebirdman567 November 8, 2019
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pussy retardant

Similar to a cock block but used in a female context.

A "pussy retardant" is a person that prevents a woman from fullfilling her sexual desires with a partner.
This b%8h be F$%kin up my game, she's a got damn pussy retardant
by SupWitChuuGirl December 27, 2010
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