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retardedment 

(Also pronounced retaddedment)

The highest level of being retarded. One you must work hard to accomplish and once you get there you can't get any better so you have no choice but to retire at that point you have reached retardedment. Then you must go to a retardedment home for the rest of your retadded life
Hey look at mark over there he is so lucky he has reached retardedment. It is something I look forward to someday
retardedment by Jwrules May 7, 2016

retardese 

faux language spoken only by mockingly retarded people
noob email: "Send this to 10 people and Bill Gates will track every forward and send a penny for each recipient to the Center for Mental Retardation Research!"

my reply: "Sorry, I don't speak retardese."
retardese by Phil E Drifter February 22, 2008

retardest 

For people who are too lazy to say "most retarded".
"I've just heard the retardest song!"
retardest by xxshizzamxx January 3, 2009

retardittar 

When someone is retardedbeyond retarded
Adrian is so retardittar
retardittar by ThatOneBitxh23 June 14, 2018

Retardeder 

The act of being MORE retarded than the person you are calling retarded.
He is so much more retardeder than his brother is.
Retardeder by Bacita Mae Jenkins March 22, 2022

retardeder 

adj. (even) more retarded
Damn! I thought that guy was an idiot, but his friend is even retardeder! I mean, he is D-U-M dumb!
retardeder by freakomatic May 15, 2006
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