The highest level of being retarded. One you must work hard to accomplish and once you get there you can't get any better so you have no choice but to retire at that point you have reached retardedment. Then you must go to a retardedment home for the rest of your retadded life
Hey look at mark over there he is so lucky he has reached retardedment. It is something I look forward to someday
noob email: "Send this to 10 people and Bill Gates will track every forward and send a penny for each recipient to the Center for Mental Retardation Research!"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.