Retin-A 

A common creme used to treat acne. Mothers have discovered that it also helps with wrinkles. The issue is that mothers are unable to buy it through their issuance so they buy it “for” their teens and save hundreds of dollars.

Barbara: MoM i DoNt WaNT tO gO To tHE deRmaToLogISt

Mom: BARBARA, SHUT YO ASS UP AND GET IN THE CAR! THE ONLY REASON I HAVE WRINKLES IS BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU ARE SO UNGRATEFUL! WE ARE GETTING THE FUCKING RETIN-A!

Barbara: bUt mOm!!!!!

Retin-A by ghostgirl August 1, 2019

got a ratin' 

To smell something stinky or highly odorous. Originates from the practice of rating farts from 1 to 10.

(*sniff*) Aw, man... I got a ratin' over here! You farted didn't you, you nasty son of a bitch?

got a ratin' by exitflagger May 6, 2008

P-Tertiary-butylphenol formaldehyde resin allergy 

Some crazy shit that an Isenhart clan member invented to avoid manual labor along with cardboard. It is commonly the result of too much crazy hippy crack inhalation.

Damn Nancy, you just don't ever want to help out because of your P-Tertiary-butylphenol formaldehyde resin allergy.

P-Tertiary-butylphenol formaldehyde resin allergy by orange_cone July 10, 2010

Windy City Retina - Ankit Desai, MD 

Dr. Ankit Desai is providing retina care across the Chicagoland area including Plainfield, Oswego, Bolingbrook, Naperville, Joliet, Shorewood, Crest Hill, Wilmington, Yorkville, Morris, Minooka, Channahon, Sandwich, New Lenox, Aurora. He is a retina subspecialist and a board-certified ophthalmologist providing expert eye care. His areas of specialty include medical and surgical diseases of the retina and vitreous. Book your appointment with Dr. Ankit Desai [phone] for treatment of age-related macular degeneration, diabetic retinopathy, retinal detachment, macular holes, epiretinal membranes, and other vitreo-macular problems.

Windy City Retina - Ankit Desai, MD

Windy City Retina - Ankit Desai, MD by WCRetina February 23, 2023

Retinal Vaginitis 

Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.

After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"

The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.

"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"

Retinal Vaginitis by whatstheword August 12, 2012

retina rape

1. Staring at someone in a manner that indicates a sexual interest.

2. Looking at someone to the point at which they are being undressed in one's mind.

"My teammates and I totally got retina raped at the truck stop last night."

"Don't look, but that creepy guy is so retina raping you."

retina rape by myspace.com/jasonheartxcore November 6, 2008

Retina Display 

A magical and revolutionary display only found on the iPhone 4. The magic stems from the fact that not only is this display high res but its "Retina" too, meaning high res, in addition to already being high res. This means that the display is double high res!

So even if it does have mediocre contrast (800:1), poor gamut, and inferior viewing angles, you know its high quality. And because your eyes can't even see the pixels you wouldn't even know how washed out it looks!

Steve: "Once you use a Retina Display you can't go back"
Steve: "Were serious thats a rule, its in the ToS"
Steve: "You'll wake up dead if you try, and all your Apps won't work"

Retina Display by theSakMaster June 25, 2010