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The inner lining of the eye containing light-sensitive rods and cones that convert light images into electrical signals.
My retina makes me see
retina by icekimchi March 3, 2010
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retina rape

1. Staring at someone in a manner that indicates a sexual interest.

2. Looking at someone to the point at which they are being undressed in one's mind.
"My teammates and I totally got retina raped at the truck stop last night."

"Don't look, but that creepy guy is so retina raping you."

Retina Display 

A magical and revolutionary display only found on the iPhone 4. The magic stems from the fact that not only is this display high res but its "Retina" too, meaning high res, in addition to already being high res. This means that the display is double high res!

So even if it does have mediocre contrast (800:1), poor gamut, and inferior viewing angles, you know its high quality. And because your eyes can't even see the pixels you wouldn't even know how washed out it looks!
Steve: "Once you use a Retina Display you can't go back"
Steve: "Were serious thats a rule, its in the ToS"
Steve: "You'll wake up dead if you try, and all your Apps won't work"
Retina Display by theSakMaster June 25, 2010

retina check 

When someone points out a wrong color, your are granted the power to check their retina. By doing this, you pull out their eyes, and check their retina. If you pass, the eyes are put back in. If you fail, your eyes get mauled by a baseball bat.
John : Nice purple sweatpants.
Jack : Their blue, dumbass. RETINA CHECK
John's eye is pulled out.
Jack : YOU FAIL
John's eyes are beaten with a bat.
retina check by mrretina February 1, 2020

Retina Rape

When you are blinded by the flash from a camera against your will, i.e. at a bar when someone at another table has a camera and you get blinded by it.
Oh man, I can't see anything, I just got retina raped by that bachelorette party over there!
Retina Rape by JammyDee May 1, 2010

retina dragon 

similar to a white dragon, but the donut glaze excretes from the eyes.
Ohhh randy, That retina dragon (eeee!! ><)took the redness out of my eyes. Love sam. (eee
retina dragon by randizzle-eeeeee>< September 18, 2008

retina threatening 

I got set up on a blind date and they were totally retina threatening.
retina threatening by JRazz March 26, 2010
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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