exitflagger's definitions

taking a hundred

1. Being overheard saying something inappropriate.
2. Getting busted looking at a female inappropriately.

Expression originates from reference to accepting a counterfeit 100 dollar bill, although the tie-in is kind of inexplicable. Which somehow adds to the amusement, regardless.

1. Steady! Keep your voice down! I think she can hear you. I'm taking a hundred over here!

2. ...you could totally see right down her shirt, man! I was checking it out and then I noticed she was looking straight at me and making a face. I took a serious hundred on that one.

by exitflagger April 29, 2008

terra firma

To crap so much in the toilet that a large portion of it breaches the water level, forming an island.

Guy 1: Oh, godzilla! Come check this out! I got terra firma in here!
Guy 2: I’ll pass, thanks.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

crank pull

Act of hanging one's penis out of one's open fly and walking through a room full of women, being sure to deny knowledge of what anyone is talking about when they notice it and react. Works most effectively while carrying a briefcase for some reason.

Get ready. Kerry's gonna do the crank pull!

by exitflagger April 29, 2008

blind man

To have bad acne, pimples, zits, etc.

(Shortened from the old joke "He has so many zits, (How many does he have?) ...he fell asleep in the library and woke up with a blind man trying to read his face.")

Guy 1: Laurie's really a cute chick; shame about her complexion though.
Guy 2: She needs to get some medicine for that blind man all over her face.

by exitflagger May 1, 2008

took all the funk out

Usually describes the sound of a bad white band trying to play black music. It can also be applied in situations where someone is just being too uptight or not "keeping it real".

(Band plays poor version of "Brick House")
Reaction: "Damn! They took all the funk out of that!"

by exitflagger May 2, 2008

got a ratin'

To smell something stinky or highly odorous. Originates from the practice of rating farts from 1 to 10.

(*sniff*) Aw, man... I got a ratin' over here! You farted didn't you, you nasty son of a bitch?

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

that's when we all three stood up

Used to describe when a situation has suddenly turned awkwardly confrontational, dangerous or tense. Derives from a scenario where three men are casually sitting down and exchanged words escalate to the point where they stand up, ready to fight or possibly reach for a gun.

...then she told me she was late and that's when we all three stood up. Come to find out she was just talking about how she missed the first 15 minutes of her psyche class the other day. Whew!

by exitflagger April 25, 2008