40 definitions by exitflagger

Any situation where a person becomes unduly panicked and makes ill-advised decisions or movements as a result.
Guy 1: Gerald thought he saw his ex-girlfriend so he turned around to bolt and ran straight into a waitress and knocked her tray full of drinks all over the floor.
Guy 2: He had a wasp on the lapel.
Guy 1: Exactly.
by exitflagger May 1, 2008
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Woman with very skinny legs.
Here come them pixie sticks again! Somebody needs to buy her a burger or something.
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
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1. A guy who never seems to get laid.
2. A guy whose ridiculous way of carrying himself insures that no women will associate with him or his friends.
Dude, why the hell did you tell Gary to meet us here? That guy is walking pussy repellant! I hope you didn't expect to talk to any chicks with him hanging around...
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
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To smell something stinky or highly odorous. Originates from the practice of rating farts from 1 to 10.
(*sniff*) Aw, man... I got a ratin' over here! You farted didn't you, you nasty son of a bitch?
by exitflagger May 6, 2008
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A nice female rear end that is unusually close to the ground when she walks, possibly because of short legs. More commonly used in reference to the storage compartment on a fishing boat.
(Girl walks by)
Guy 1: Godzilla, check out the lower unit!
Guy 2: Damn, that IS a lower unit!
by exitflagger April 25, 2008
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To shit in your pants. References the color of fecal matter and Fruit Of The Loom underwear.
He thought he was going to let out a little fart but he ended up browning his looms! He had to stop what he was doing, go straight home and wash all that horror out of his pants. Treacherous!

(variation of "brown your looms")
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
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To act in a way that makes others think that you may be insane or possibly just weird.
Guy 1: Dude, where did that girl go?
Guy 2: She's in the bathroom with the lights off.
Guy 1: What's she doing?
Guy 2: Just kinda freening I guess. I don't know.
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
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