Rethe 

sweetheart by day bitch by night , she is a hard nut to crack so lookout boys the baddddddddddddddddddd bitch is coming in the night like a hawk with its eye fixed on its prey

oh my gosh she rejected him so hard she must be a Rethe

Rethe by iwasbornfreenothuman December 1, 2018

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass 

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Rather Having 

The act of taking one option over the other without real regard for what the mainstream would consider sound logic, making this act bold and brave. Rather Having is not to be confused with preferring something, which any loser can do.

Circa 2009 one would prefer Dwight Howard to Ronny Turiaf, but a brave soul would be rather having Ronny.

Rather Having by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 28, 2018

I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS

example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

I would rather get my dick sucked by GarAssNigga November 7, 2018

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! 

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! by Mazza King October 7, 2018

Dirty Redhead 

To continue to suck on a man’s penis after ejaculation until every ounce of cum has been removed and therefore sucking the soul out of the man.

She pulled the dirty redhead in me leaving me drained and wondering what day it was.

Dirty Redhead by Jeep_James1977 November 28, 2021

Reheapification 

The process by which one simplifies a heap tree.

Professor: "You simplify a Heap Tree with reheapification."
Student: "Wait, did you /just/ make that up?"

Reheapification by All That Jazz March 31, 2009