heap 

A car or pickup truck. One's ride.

Are you still driving that old heap?

heap by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

heap 

Irish slang for a fat person.

"Jaysus isn't yer one over there a horrid heap?"

They mean "heap of shite" (fat), but everyone just says "horrid heap", and everyone else knows what they mean.

heap by Rosaleen December 27, 2005

heap 

a. an insult used to describe something or someone stupid.

That song is heap.

Deege is heap.

heap by alterego April 13, 2005

heap 

Short for "heap of shit".

(I saw "heap" defined as a truck on this website, so I had to add this simple definition to distinguish between the two.)

After a night of drinking, a random text conversation between two friends...

Friend 1 (01:19am): "Wanna fly to OKC?"
Friend 2 (03:28am): "Heap"
Friend 2 (11:36am): "WTF is heap hahaha"
Friend 1 (11:37am): "Hahahha. No f-in idea"
Friend 2 (11:38am): "I'm guessing heap of shit"

heap by Malaka Flocka June 9, 2011

HEAP 

a. terrible, not good at all

not an acronym like the dipshit before...

your clothes are heap

HEAP by SnasAttack July 30, 2003

heap 

The trucks you will find lined up in any Wisconsin parking lot. The owners will usually be conversing in a circle with booze and tobacco.

I'm so glad i don't have a heap!

heap by nickelbabe October 15, 2006

Heap 

'The Heap' or 'Heap' refers to a car which is falling apart in nearly everyway possible, disliked by its owner on large scale, and quite often the owner will have been completely conned and waste alot of money hopelessly trying to save the heap

Owner: "just been for a drive in the heap, it stalled 3 times, then i had to get towed home"

Friend: "Woah, that really is a heap mate"

Heap by one_of_lewis's_friends June 14, 2008