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Retardphobic

A person who feels intense irritation, fear, hatred, or second hand embarrassment towards people who constantly say or do the absolute dumbest shit imaginable, not people with actual intellectual disabilities, but the self-inflicted mouth-breathers, brain dead trolls, conspiracy addicts, and smooth-brained attention whores who make you lose brain cells just by existing in their vicinity.
It's the visceral reaction you get when someone opens their mouth and you can physically feel your IQ dropping.
"Bro I'm not ableist, I'm retardphobic. I don't care if you're disabled, but if you unironically say the Earth is flat in 2026, I'm blocking you."

"She's not mean, she's just retardphobic. One more 'Let's go Brandon' or 'The vaccines have microchips' comment and she might actually snap."

"This comment section is full of retards arguing about pineapple on pizza for the 500th time. I'm too retardphobic for this shit, I'm out."

retardphobic 

An alternative term for the word ableist, usually used to describe someone who dislikes autistic people.
Josh: Do you think Adrian is autistic?

Ethan: Idk man sounds kinda retardphobic
retardphobic by sowonicman June 28, 2025

retardaphobia 

Afraid of retards, stupid people, and people with mental problems
"Bob had retardaphobia after he visited his uncle at the mental hospital

Retardoholic 

A person who is so retarted that he makes other people retarted too. If you see a retardoholic you are obliged by law to kill him with a chainsaw. If you don't you die.
Peter: Im a retardoholic!
Daniel: Oh no! Me too!
Anders: Wrrrrm!! Wrrrrm!!
Retardoholic by Danthebloo May 15, 2008

retardaholic 

A person who is addicted to repeating stupid acts on an ongoing basis. No matter what the outcome is they still continue to do it. Similar to an alcoholic.
That guy is a retardaholic, he keeps touching the electric fence.
retardaholic by raiderbill September 1, 2009

retardophobia 

Billy: I had a panic attack yesterday when I saw Veronica spelt 'apple' wrong!

Fred: You must have retardophobia
retardophobia by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX November 28, 2022

RETROPHOBIC 

Someone who is against change, who resists the fact that nothing in life remains the same and always wants to go back to the way things or events were.
John is so retrophobic, he cannot embrace the fact that life is forever evolving and changing. He resists the changes in his life.
RETROPHOBIC by DENAZI - DEE November 6, 2009