A person who feels intense irritation, fear, hatred, or second hand embarrassment towards people who constantly say or do the absolute dumbest shit imaginable, not people with actual intellectual disabilities, but the self-inflicted mouth-breathers, brain dead trolls, conspiracy addicts, and smooth-brained attention whores who make you lose brain cells just by existing in their vicinity.
It's the visceral reaction you get when someone opens their mouth and you can physically feel your IQ dropping.
"Bro I'm not ableist, I'm retardphobic. I don't care if you're disabled, but if you unironically say the Earth is flat in 2026, I'm blocking you."
"She's not mean, she's just retardphobic. One more 'Let's go Brandon' or 'The vaccines have microchips' comment and she might actually snap."
"This comment section is full of retards arguing about pineapple on pizza for the 500th time. I'm too retardphobic for this shit, I'm out."
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.