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retardaphobia 

Afraid of retards, stupid people, and people with mental problems
"Bob had retardaphobia after he visited his uncle at the mental hospital

retrophobia

fear of past things or events.
Her past is scary. Remembering it is painful for her. She has retrophobia.
retrophobia by Uttam Maharjan 2 April 11, 2015

retardophobia 

The fear of retards
Billy: I had a panic attack yesterday when I saw Veronica spelt 'apple' wrong!

Fred: You must have retardophobia
retardophobia by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX November 28, 2022

retajophobia 

The fear of retaj whenever she hears a specific word
I have retajophobia because I screamed ClOuT and she chased me with me with a knife
retajophobia by RETAJOPHOBIA December 8, 2021

retardphobic 

An alternative term for the word ableist, usually used to describe someone who dislikes autistic people.
Josh: Do you think Adrian is autistic?

Ethan: Idk man sounds kinda retardphobic
retardphobic by sowonicman June 28, 2025

Retardphobic

A person who feels intense irritation, fear, hatred, or second hand embarrassment towards people who constantly say or do the absolute dumbest shit imaginable, not people with actual intellectual disabilities, but the self-inflicted mouth-breathers, brain dead trolls, conspiracy addicts, and smooth-brained attention whores who make you lose brain cells just by existing in their vicinity.
It's the visceral reaction you get when someone opens their mouth and you can physically feel your IQ dropping.
"Bro I'm not ableist, I'm retardphobic. I don't care if you're disabled, but if you unironically say the Earth is flat in 2026, I'm blocking you."

"She's not mean, she's just retardphobic. One more 'Let's go Brandon' or 'The vaccines have microchips' comment and she might actually snap."

"This comment section is full of retards arguing about pineapple on pizza for the 500th time. I'm too retardphobic for this shit, I'm out."
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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