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Definitions by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX

A type of poop. This kind of poop is soft and green. Very long and smooth. This is a good type of poop to have come out of your red hot rectum.
Juliana: ughhh I just took a big green shit

Benduver: That's a fyn poop
Fyn by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX November 28, 2022

retardophobia 

Billy: I had a panic attack yesterday when I saw Veronica spelt 'apple' wrong!

Fred: You must have retardophobia
retardophobia by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX November 28, 2022

Brandenburg 

A town in Kentucky. This town is kinda ass cheeks or at least some of the people are. I heard that some high schoolers bark at each other like dogs. It's expected.
Stacy : Yo you live in Brandenburg???????????

Lola : Yeah I don't really like living here tho.

Stacy : Why????????

Lola: Idk it's just ass cheeks living here.
Brandenburg by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX January 12, 2022

Guilt money 

The money you get from your absent dad who can't be there for you everyday. The money he gives you for all the things you wanted that he couldn't buy those years ago before you had him in your life. Basically, it's daddy absent/issue money from biological dad's who can't always be there for their children.
Dad: Here's $20. Spend it on whatever you want.
Son: Wow! Thanks dad, I'll buy some bobux with this!
Mom to Dad: Stop giving him guilt money just because you're never around that much.
Guilt money by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX September 27, 2021
Old bitch in southern or atleast northern Kentucky slang. Anyone that says it means "bitter" is wrong 🙄
Person: my grandma never baked me cookies when I'd be at her house.
Other person: she's an old bitty
Person: old bitch?
Other person: yes

German dad 

German dads are good dads. My dad was born in Germany then his family moved into the US. I love my German dad, he can be salty like some germans are sometimes, he got the blue ocean eyes, golden blonde hair, and a perfect smile to make anyone's day. If you have a german father like I do, appreciate that man for all he has gave you.
Friend: BRUH I just found my dad is German!
Friend 2: German dad's are good tho
German dad by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX December 12, 2019
Everyone is a toetard at times, it's usually that one guy in your 1st period who has a foot fetish and loves to eat toe everyday of the week 24 hours. Many people don't like the toe eaters of this world so we shall call them, toetards. But to be fair, foot fetishes are weird but it's ok to some points.

Jk no fetishes are gross
Poop: Yo what's up toetard
Stinky: wat how am I a toetard, Poop?
Poop: because you eat toe everyday lol
Toetard by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX November 10, 2019