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Readaholic 

One who reads all the time. Recess, lunch, and those few minutes you get when the teacher/boss stops speaking. Will also ignore friends in favour of reading.
"Man, did you see her today?"
"Yeah I know, completely ignored the teacher!"
"She is such a readaholic."
Readaholic by 16press April 2, 2009

Retardoholic 

A person who is so retarted that he makes other people retarted too. If you see a retardoholic you are obliged by law to kill him with a chainsaw. If you don't you die.
Peter: Im a retardoholic!
Daniel: Oh no! Me too!
Anders: Wrrrrm!! Wrrrrm!!
Retardoholic by Danthebloo May 15, 2008

Retardalicious 

Any food which is made by a retard but is still quite tasty.Or alternatly any food made by someone with poor culinary skills and the food looks like it is suffering from some kind of physical deficiency.
Hmmmmm that looks retardalicious man
Retardalicious by Darzo July 16, 2008

Retardalicious 

Deliciously retarded.
If there was ever good time to use the word "retardalicious", now would be it.
Retardalicious by ErinDaChocobo September 4, 2006

Returnaholics 

Customers who buy items only to take them home and use them for a short period of time and then return them realizing they didn't need them at first but they just wanted to see what it's like to have it.
In 2010, $185 billion worth of merchandize is bought and returned to the store by returnaholics.
Returnaholics by NoahS1 May 11, 2010

retardphobic 

An alternative term for the word ableist, usually used to describe someone who dislikes autistic people.
Josh: Do you think Adrian is autistic?

Ethan: Idk man sounds kinda retardphobic
retardphobic by sowonicman June 28, 2025
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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