Retardick

Someone who is both retarded and a dick towards others.

Hey you, you fucking retardick! I hope you choke on your own cock out of stupidity!

by boysyrup December 15, 2019

Retardick

A penis or other testicular object that has little or no growth and/or hardness whatsoever, even when it has received exposure to sexual preferences and/or genital stimulation.

Boy: "I was tryna get up on some girl she said my game was fairly good and she let me get a feel up so i can get horny but when i whipped out on her she saw that i was just four inches long... I checked with the doctor the next day to see about this problem and he told me that i have a really bad case of retardick and he told me i had to take these (viagra) every day." Man: "Boy you really do have a retarded functioning ass dick, Retardick." (no homo just keepin it real) "And I can hardly believe that we was born on the same year cuz where I was coming up from we never had any retardicks in our family real talk."

by ogdajuiceman November 7, 2010

Retardicon

1) A Autobot/Decipticon that is utterly retarded.

2) Something that has to do with a machine of some sort that is retarded.

3) An insult inferring mental retardation of a person.

1 Guy #1 "Dude, there's a transformer that transforms into a Short-bus."

Guy #2 "What a retardicon."

2a "Your car can only get AM? Man, your car is a retardicon."

2b "That gundamn is a such retardicon."

3 "You are such a retardicon."

by Syn122 January 29, 2009

Retardi b

Some dumb bitch that ruins alot of music, the right way of saying Cardi b's rap name.

Oh wow that so called rapper Retardi b ruined that new song with (insert a good rapper).

by Urb4n13g3nd27 July 6, 2019

retardiculous

Ridiculous to a retarded level. Something so stupid it's beyond any sane reason to do it.

That was retardiculous to try and steal a live lobster by stuffing it down your pants and trying to walk out of the store!

by Atakith December 20, 2016

Retardify

To break down an explanation to common terms so that a simpleton can understand it more clearly.

Since you clearly don't understand this let me retardify it for you.

by 2_Fabulous October 2, 2009

Retardican

A relatively young political party, the successor of the Republican Party, but without any of the formers’ dignity. The party’s earliest origins can be traced to late Senator John McCains selection for his running mate, Sarah Palin, during the 2008 presidential election. Since then the party has taken on the key platforms in the candidacy of former President Donald J. Trump, the first of many Retardicans to be elected to public office. Such positions are notable for their outlandish and extremely stupid ideas. These ideas were propagated by recently elected Freshman Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, Senator Joshua Hawley, and several other elected Retardicans including even former President Donald Trump. They include, but are not limited to, the belief that the 2020 election was stolen by pedophiles in the government, giant space lasers funded and built by Jewish philanthropists caused the Californian wildfires, and that the science of climate change and the COVID 19 pandemic are conspiracies fabricated by the Chinese to hurt the American economy.

“Yo, did you hear how that Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene had the courage to confront that crisis actor David Hogg over his part in the false flag shooting at that high school?”

“Yeah I did, but I also know she’s not a true Republican. A true Republican wouldn’t believe that because they’re actually somewhat intelligent. She’s actually Retardican.”

“Ohhhhhhh”

by Liberal92 February 4, 2021