Retardify

To break down an explanation to common terms so that a simpleton can understand it more clearly.

Since you clearly don't understand this let me retardify it for you.

by 2_Fabulous October 3, 2009

Retardify

when someone stupid takes something simple and uses their moronic cunning to fuck it up.

I dont want to work with her, she is going to retardify the project.

by fidelity_is_not_my_thing February 28, 2007

retardified

The act of having made something that otherwise wasn't retarded before retarded

Don't upgrade to Mozilla FireFox 0.9.1: It retardified my computer.

by KyleJCrb July 5, 2004

Retardified

What happens when someone says something so stupid or ridiculous that you instantly lose more than 80 IQ points and become instantly incapable of responding in an appropriate, intellectual way.

He told me that the reason he could not walk to work was because he bought new shoes, they were made upside down and didn't notice until he got them home and tried to put them on. I was instantly retardified.

The suspect said to me: "Officer, even though you think that's a picture of me on that license, it is not. That's not my car that I was driving, either. I am not sure what you pulled me over for, I was walking down the sidewalk. " I was instantly retardified.

by UpChuckyCharms June 17, 2013

retardified

Hav u ever came home with no pants on?, ran around a baseball field naked?, smashed holes in som poor girls ceiling?, kicked a pillow case for 1/2 a mile?, pretended u were a taxi in a 2door coupe?, rocked a yamicah nd read the torah?, or tried to rip down and a stall b/c ur friend wanted to take it home????....well then u my friend have been retardified. Being retardified is being in a state of mind of retarded.... you especially know your are retearditfied when ur boy spuds admitts to being boofed last weekend

I drank so much, im retardified
I smoked so much , im retardified
I snorted so much, im retardified
I enjected so much , im retardified
If u hav done any of the above, congradulate urself, u were once retardified

by billy and bob October 24, 2007

retardified

A person that isn't a retard, but acts like it.

"Hey, just because your retardified, it doesn't mean you should do less work!"

by Sarah March 21, 2004

Retardified

When you so tired you act high or retarded.

Me: Shit, we were so retardified last night.

Buddy: Shit.

by Duanerough August 12, 2009