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Retardiation 

A spontaneous and thus not very sagacious act of vengeance, i.e. prematurely executed and without consideration of the consequences.

Etymology: A neologism contrived by merging the phonetic similar words retarded and retaliation.
1) How Austrian authorities reacted to the Sarajevo assassination in 1914 may well be described as one of the biggest retardiations in the history of mankind.

2) "My teacher caught me writing urban dictionary entries during class and took my thesaurus away, so I hit him in the face."
Retardiation by schoolsuspended February 23, 2014

Retardication 

That was some serious retardication when Keanu Reeves was doing Paula Abdul back in the 80s.
Retardication by Da Man with a Plan December 13, 2007

retardization 

the process of becoming retarded, usually happens when entering the asshole stage of life
scientist: yes at his age he goes through the process of retardization
retardization by mattster August 5, 2005

Retardiation 

If Palin can make up words, they should at least be fitting. Retardiation is the act of being so st st stooopid that everything you say further retards your followers. This is especially true when you followers are conservatards or retardicans. It generally pertains to specific folks such as Palin, CryBecky, Bimbo, and O'Really. Bush used retardiation as pertaining to religion and politics very well. The dumb got dumber and rich got richer because the of 'trickle down' of retardiation from the President down to the street level retardicans of teenage unwed mothers.
Palin speaks and the conservatards actually get more retarded as she speaks that is clearly the retardiation effect.

When Palin is done speaking the retardicans are for the strict interpretation of the US Constitution if they can just change it to suit their retarded need for the rich to get richer. Can they really get more retarded by the retardiation of Palin.?
Retardiation by Retardicanfodder November 29, 2010

Retardiction

1 april 2020

The place where it all begins....

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie, but people still didn't admit it that The audiction bamboozled the heck out of them

These people were called retardiction by the audiction fans for being dense as heck
person 1: what the f, I just hot scammed, I waited and subscribed but nothing happened

The audiction fans: is this kid Retardiction or somethin?

I watching you...

retarfication 

you're a retarf and you have went through retarfication
retarfication by BOBISAWESOME98 January 13, 2011
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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