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retardical 

a question that is too stupid to answer. A combination of rhetorical and retarded
What's my name?

Man, that's a retardical question...
retardical by Fearghalian Stallion October 21, 2008

Retardical 

Retardical means something that is soo retarded! It is something or an act of some kind that is extremely stupid, retarded, idiototic, ridciulous, dumb, etc.
retarded stupid retardical idiototic ridciulous dumb
Retardical by JL<>Loove July 31, 2010

Retardical 

A act of retardedness that is so retarded it is purely radical.
*Man shits on car cuz fuck
Dammmn that was retardical
Retardical by Pornokingkonggong April 4, 2015

Retardical 

When a retiree has nothing better to do but try to use a big word like rhetorical and fucks it up.
This dude asked a question requiring an answer but said it was rhetorical. It’s a retardical question.
Retardical by Antcat-63 September 17, 2022

Retardical 

The act of asking a question about a stupid person or group of people when you already know the answer.
Why are our staff so useless?

Sorry mate, why are you asking retardical questions again?
Retardical by TopBanana1701 September 19, 2019

retardical question 

A play on the phrase rhetorical question, a retardical question is a question so stupid, it leaves the people being asked speechless, and unable to answer with even a sarcastic response. A retardical question has such stupefying power,it can leave an entire room in a confused daze, and, in written form, can kill as many brain cells as aerosol or a Miley Cyrus song.
Dude 1: What did you put in answer for number 9?

Dude 2: You mean "name something flat? I put pancakes, tortillas, Earth....
Dude 1: Wait what?! Earth?
Dude 2: Yeah it's flat right? That's what people say.

Dude 1 is so stunned by this retardical question he is unable to speak, or move, and has to be taken to the school nurse.
retardical question by KrispyDymond February 4, 2018
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doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011
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